Man jailed after trying to pass $1 million bill

[tyler811]

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[TangoJuliet]

and was he expecting change for his $1 million?

 

[gsethi]

How much worth of stuff was he buying ? I am guessing probably a Dollar or so ....

 

[Nik]

Bwuahahaha... a CHURCH passed out pamphlets advertising their religion which weirdly included the picture of an obviously fake $1Million bill. The man cut the picture of the fake bill out of the pamphlet and went to the store to try to buy stuff :laugh:

 

[kinev]

I've actually got a couple of the bills that the guy tried to use. They're tracts that talk about "The million dollar question" pertaining to where you'll spend eternity. I'm surprised they make them because they look somewhat real from the front. They definitely get people's attention.

 

[SSSnail]

Police believe the $1 million note seized at the supermarket may have originated at a Dallas-based ministry. Last year, the ministry distributed thousands of religious pamphlets with a picture of President Grover Cleveland on a $1 million bill.

LOL, does that surprise you any least bit?

 

[vital]

Originally posted by: GuideBot
Bwuahahaha... a CHURCH passed out pamphlets advertising their religion which weirdly included the picture of an obviously fake $1Million bill. The man cut the picture of the fake bill out of the pamphlet and went to the store to try to buy stuff :laugh:

So if his argument was that he received the fake bill from a church ad and thought it was a real gift, what will he be charged with?

 

[kinev]

Million Dollar Bill

Here's what it says on the back:
"The million dollar question: Will you go to Heaven? Here's a quick test. Have you ever told a lie, stolen anything, or used God's name in vain? Jesus said, "Whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her has committed adultery already with her in his heart." Have you looked with lust? Will you be guilty on Judgment Day? If you have done those things God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterer at heart. The Bible warns that if you are guilty you will end up in Hell. That's not God's will. He sent His Son to suffer and die on the cross for you. Jesus took your punishment upon Himself -"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life." Then He rose from the dead and defeated death. Please, repent (turn from sin) today and trust in Jesus, and God will grant you everlasting life. Then read your Bible daily and obey it."

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: vital

Originally posted by: GuideBot
Bwuahahaha... a CHURCH passed out pamphlets advertising their religion which weirdly included the picture of an obviously fake $1Million bill. The man cut the picture of the fake bill out of the pamphlet and went to the store to try to buy stuff :laugh:

So if his argument was that he received the fake bill from a church ad and thought it was a real gift, what will he be charged with?

Aggrivated Dumbassery

 

[pcnerd37]

If Darwin was right, then why do we still have these idiots running around?

 

[montypythizzle]

Originally posted by: pcnerd37
If Darwin was right, then why do we still have these idiots running around?

Stupid advanced healthcare!!!

 

[jw0ollard]

Originally posted by: pcnerd37
If Darwin was right, then why do we still have these idiots running around?

Technology, hospitals, and pro-lifers.

/troll-age

 

[jw0ollard]

Originally posted by: montypythizzle

Originally posted by: pcnerd37
If Darwin was right, then why do we still have these idiots running around?

Stupid advanced healthcare!!!

Ah, beat me to it.