man, it isnt illegal to put bodily fluids in a chicks coffee

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Blanky

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Can't believe they cannot get him for tampering with food or something like that, at least.
 
sandorski

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Note to self: Cum in coffee doesn't work as a Love Potion. Cease immediately. Initiate Plan B, Project Foot Lotion.
 
OBLAMA2009

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Blanky said:
Can't believe they cannot get him for tampering with food or something like that, at least.
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man you always hear about dude doing something like spitting on a cop and getting charged with assault. but i guess busting in a chicks coffee is different. i pays to know the law ahead of time!
 
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He was charged with sexual assault and the judge said per the law what occurred did not qualify as a sexual assault. I'm surprised that he was not charged with tampering as well.

John Robert Lind was charged with sexual assault but a judge said the Minnesota man's conduct didn't qualify as such because of a loophole in Minnesota law that doesn't consider his behavior a sex crime.
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OBLAMA2009

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man that chick is all old and busted up she ought to be taking it as a compliment
 
sm625

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My guess is he'll pay for it one way or another. The courts are not the only instruments of justice in this world.
 
shortylickens

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She'll probably have a very strong civil suit for something. I promise any number of ambulance-chasing lawyers would like to try.
 
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I would have imagined a lot of women would be too embarrassed to even talk about this. Good for the woman for going public with this. The guy is stupid though, if he liked her he should have just asked her out to lunch. What a moron.
 
Subyman

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How did she not see the "stuff" floating around in the coffee? Sperm doesn't dissolve. Six months.... ugh.
 
blastingcap

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OverVolt said:
Huffington post. Who the hell knows. The Mcdonalds story was fake after all.
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I don't like HuffPo either but come on, it only took me like 2 seconds to google this:

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/...rker-wants-coffee-incident-to-be-a-sex-crime/

The prosecutor is lazy though, you can usually get someone on other charges even if not sex crimes. Like battery or food tampering. Also, she may win a civil lawsuit against him for intentional infliction of emotional distress if nothing else.
 
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HomerJS said:
If you spit on someone its assault, Isn't this similar??


Gross!
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Assault requires that you feel threatened.

You can be assaulted by someone raising their clenched fist at you like they are going to punch you.

Battery requires an actual unwanted touching, which this was.

At least in tort law.

This was definitely battery under tort law, and I'm not sure how it wasn't far, far more under criminal law. Guess I'll read the actual story.
 
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