man injured while sticking firecracker up ass, copying jackass

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: MichaelD
:Q Holy crap!

I highly doubt that was a "firecracker." Sounds more like an "M-80" or "cherry bomb" to me. A firecracker would not do all that damage.

an m-80 is a firecracker.

i think... i dont think it's a firework.

M80 is an eigth of a stick of dynamite. About 1/2" in diameter and one inch long. The fuse usually sticks out of one side of the tube. One will blow your hand clean off.

Back in the days of metal trash cans, We'd put one in the middle of the street, thrown an M80 in there and slam the lid on. The lid would get blown 4-6 stories high, easily. That's what us city folk do for fun.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: OS

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
I don't know what "incontinence" means. Sounds crappy though. good word.:beer:

It means he can't control his sh*ts anymore. According to the article, he can't take a piss normally anymore either. He'll probably have to carry around a bag down there for the rest of his life.

yea, a functioning O ring is very valuable for humans. other animals don't have the bowel pressure we do since they are horizontal. without our strong sphincter.. it would just dribble out. well he's blown that one royally

hopefully he's sterilized, else natural selection isn't working yet

 

[orion7144]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: OS
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"The man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks."

"The man suffered extensive injuries from the explosion and required emergency surgery. He now has a colostomy and a catheter, and is sexually dysfunctional."

Finally, a nitwit who actually gets expelled from the gene pool.

-Xionide

LOL

 

[crt1530]

A close runner-up for a Darwin Award.

 

[JohnPaul]

You have to wonder if he was alone at the time of the incident or if his friends were cheering him on. If the latter, I would suggest new friends should be on order.

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Originally posted by: OS
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"The man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks."

"The man suffered extensive injuries from the explosion and required emergency surgery. He now has a colostomy and a catheter, and is sexually dysfunctional."

If it was a normal firecracker, I'm callin BS.

I've played with firecrackers for 22 of my 26 years. I know the strength of a firecracker, especially the weak safer ones they make now. You can hold them in your hand (They will STING like a SOB) but will not blow off fingers or stuff like that. Quarter sticks and specialty fireworks do not apply.

 

[dman]

Man, of all the ways to get your 15minutes... this one has to be in the top 10 of sucky ones.

Makes me cringe just thinking about the chain of events...

"Let me see, what can I do with these leftover 4th of july fireworks..."

 

[Chaotic42]

The thought of this makes me want to cry in pain.

 

[SyahM]

No symphaty for he guy really. But what i dont want to hear is he'll be suing Jackass even though it's his own fault.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: crt1530
A close runner-up for a Darwin Award.

not close up,
he deserves the Darwin Award,...

hope he was drunk when he did this...

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: Tetsuo

Originally posted by: GhettoFob
:Q

 

[GtPrOjEcTX]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: OS
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"The man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks."

"The man suffered extensive injuries from the explosion and required emergency surgery. He now has a colostomy and a catheter, and is sexually dysfunctional."

Finally, a nitwit who actually gets expelled from the gene pool.

-Xionide

eventually, all stupidity will be eliminated!

sadly they reproduce quicker than they expire. Stupidity is here to stay.

At least until 2015 when half of the earth's population will die from nuclear wars.

 

[Gunbuster]

he believed the man had stumbled while the firecracker was in his buttocks, and fell down on it.

They all say that, just washing up in the shower and wham, fell down and got the shampoo bottle stuck :Q

 

[bugsysiegel]

Originally posted by: datalink7
I weep for humanity

Really? I laugh at humanity, it's soooo stupid.