Man has sex with cat. Cat dies?

[Dari]

Can anyone confirm this story for me? A month ago, my friend to me that this guy had to be admitted to Brooklyn Hospital/Caledonian because a dead cat locked onto his penis. Apparently he was either having sex with the kitten or it was raped. Anyway, the cat "locked on" and died. True of false?

If true, I'm not sure when it happend.

 

[freebee]

Couldn't he just shake it or swing around really fast to dislodge it?

 

[Orsorum]

I just lost any semblance of an appetite for any sort of food.

 

[pinoy]

If this is true, that guy should be admitted to mental institution!:disgust:

 

[GhettoFob]

:disgust:

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I think it should be the man that dies. :|

- M4H

 

[edmundoab]

wow... does WWF knows about this....

 

[sman789]

hahah(replying to the first post), was the cat raped or did she want it?

 

[DainBramaged]

:Q

 

[Dari]

Originally posted by: sman789
hahah(replying to the first post), was the cat raped or did she want it?

Unless it's instinctive, I would assume the sex was consensual if it "locked on." Then again I'm no biologist and I haven't a clue about inter-species copulation.

 

[gsaldivar]

W T F ? :Q

 

[bandana163]

The guy will be killed by the cat's two preteen friends and the cat's father will be shocked.

 

[MangoTBG]

Originally posted by: Vaerilis
The guy will be killed by the cat's two preteen friends and the cat's father will be shocked.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Very good one!


To original poster...that's just an urban legend. I heard that one when I was in middle school.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

if it was dead anyway why not just cut it off?

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: sman789
hahah(replying to the first post), was the cat raped or did she want it?

Why do you assume it was a female cat ?

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
I just lost any semblance of an appetite for any sort of food.

I agree WTF? That asshole should be shot and do the gene pool a favor...


Ausm

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
if it was dead anyway why not just cut it off?

yeah instead of going to the hospital making a scene out of himself. i say fake.

the thought of it is still disgusting though...

 

[The Sauce]

He'll probably die of cat-scratch fever

 

[Booster]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
I just lost any semblance of an appetite for any sort of food.

LOL! That's what happens to fappoholics with time - they start to bone everything that moves.

 

[moonshinemadness]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.....thats just wrong!