Man goes to jail for spanking wife

[Texashiker]

What is the world coming to when a man goes to jail for spanking his wife with a spoon?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2451647/Dan-Kirby-Kopp-beat-wife-spoon.html

Next thing you know women will be demanding the right to vote and will want to get a job.

 

[her209]

In jail, he's going to be calling his boyfriend "sir" now.

 

[dbk]

what a crazy wackjob

 

[Gibsons]

 

[twinrider1]

lol, love The Tick.

And I swear I saw this very story in a Law & Order episode.

 

[Texashiker]

what a crazy wackjob

Yep, she must be crazy if she thought she could get away without saying sir to her husband.

I wonder what he does if she does not make his sandwich fast enough?

 

[Mark.hall]

I think the headline's a bit misleading. Spanking implies something between consenting adults. This guy was just beating his wife. Deserves everything that happens to him in prison.

 

[her209]

I think the headline's a bit misleading. Spanking implies something between consenting adults. This guy was just beating his wife. Deserves everything that happens to him in prison.

What? Spanking doesn't imply consent. Do you beat your kids?

 

[diesbudt]

How do we know this just wasn't foreplay?

 

[Juddog]

I think the headline's a bit misleading. Spanking implies something between consenting adults. This guy was just beating his wife. Deserves everything that happens to him in prison.

To TexasHick, beating his wife is normal, so it makes sense why he sees it as a non-issue.

 

[IronWing]

What? Spanking doesn't imply consent. Do you beat your kids?

My mom broke a wooden spoon across my tender butt.

 

[Texashiker]

To TexasHick, beating his wife is normal,

Sir, I take offense to that statement.

I do not beat my wife, I pat her on her ass when she is good.

Making me a sandwich, washing clothes, cleaning house,,, she gets a pat on her butt. Sometimes she even gets a nipple rub.

But at no point do I "beat" my wife.

 

[Mark.hall]

What? Spanking doesn't imply consent. Do you beat your kids?

Spanking carries a bdsm implication. Which, again, happens between consenting adults. Kind of a leap in logic there.

 

[Juddog]

Sir, I take offense to that statement.

I do not beat my wife, I pat her on her ass when she is good.

Making me a sandwich, washing clothes, cleaning house,,, she gets a pat on her butt. Sometimes she even gets a nipple rub.

But at no point do I "beat" my wife.

OK you give her a gentle swat on the buttocks with intermediate force, I stand corrected.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Yeah, he's a real piece of shit.

On a more lighthearted note, I saw that movie.

(If you've seen the movie you know the scene I'm talking about. What's okay in fun is not okay in earnest.)

 

[SagaLore]

That is the wrong way to spoon...

 

[lozina]

That is the wrong way to spoon...

bah, I came in just to say that

 

[Mark.hall]

That is the wrong way to spoon...

*Applauds*

 

[Jeffg010]

My wife would laugh at the spoon she rather have a whip.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US8DZ9mk0Oo

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I blame this on a lack of spoon control laws.

 

[Krazy4Real]

He was sentenced Tuesday to serve from one to 23 months

That's a pretty wide range for a sentence.

 

[alkemyst]

I think the headline's a bit misleading. Spanking implies something between consenting adults. This guy was just beating his wife. Deserves everything that happens to him in prison.

OP is trying to troll miserably.

 

[Slew Foot]

When spoons are outlawed, only outlaws will have spoons

 

[Texashiker]

OP is trying to troll miserably.

It is clear you have been hen pecked.

Allow me to educate you,

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...er-clipping-shows-far-womens-rights-come.html