Man Goes into Cardiac Arrest at Heart Attack Grill

[xBiffx]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rdiac-arrest-eating-Triple-Bypass-Burger.html

The restaurant chain - founded in 2005 using the catchphrase 'Taste Worth Dying For!' - is run by a former nutritionist 'Doctor' Jon Basso who, remarkably, used to run a Jenny Craig weight loss diet centre.

ROFL. Oh the irony.

Queue the nanny staters.

 

[HomerJS]

The nanny state response will be before men or women go into one of their restaurant an anal probe must be inserted to ensure no colon blockage.

 

[UberNeuman]

A rare case of truth in advertising...

 

[soundforbjt]

He got exactly what he paid for, rare in today's market.

 

[CallMeJoe]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rdiac-arrest-eating-Triple-Bypass-Burger.html



ROFL. Oh the irony.

Queue the nanny staters.

Where should the nanny staters form their queue? How will you cue them to begin?

 

[Doppel]

What an idiot.

 

[JSt0rm]

Queue the nanny staters.

Nobody cares you fucking troll.

The "nanny state" protects me from you NOT you from you. Idiot.

 

[UberNeuman]

Now what would be funny is if they gutted him and tossed him up on the grill..

"We kill'em, then Grill'em"

\the other white meat...
\\by the way, xBiffx - it's not a "heart attack" - it's a "heart episode."
\\\y'know - for the "pc" crowd..

 

[conehead433]

Suddenly I can see the future. 'The Heart Attack Grill - Now Under New Ownership'

 

[JSt0rm]

Now what would be funny is if they gutted him and tossed him up on the grill..

"We kill'em, then Grill'em"

\the other white meat...
\\by the way, xBiffx - it's not a "heart attack" - it's a "heart episode."
\\\y'know - for the "pc" crowd..

lmao!

 

[umbrella39]

Nobody cares you fucking troll.

The "nanny state" protects me from you NOT you from you. Idiot.

Shhh, this ALTroll is on a roll... a pathetic roll but a roll non the less.

 

[SilthDraeth]

Over 350lbs eat for free. So you pay for the first four burgers, then you eat free for rest of your short life. Die fat and happy.

 

[PricklyPete]

I fully condone places like this. Thinning of the gene pool.

 

[WhipperSnapper]

The restaurant chain - founded in 2005 using the catchphrase 'Taste Worth Dying For!' - is run by a former nutritionist 'Doctor' Jon Basso who, remarkably, used to run a Jenny Craig weight loss diet centre.

It must be more profitable to sell fat than it is to sell people on the idea of burning fat.

 

[ericlp]

I wonder how many die in BurgerKing or McD's? I would think a hell of a lot more!

Yeah, can I have the triple artery bypass burger?

 

[Ausm]

Nobody cares you fucking troll.

The "nanny state" protects me from you NOT you from you. Idiot.

Great retort to the RepubliTroll!

 

[xBiffx]

Nobody cares you fucking troll.

The "nanny state" protects me from you NOT you from you. Idiot.

Hey fuckhead. What if I own a restaurant like this? Seems the nanny state would protect you from me then. You know you want to tell people what they can and can't eat so please try harder next time. Fucking moron.

 

[Jaskalas]

6,000-calorie burger

WTF? How do you even get that thing in your mouth? Whole point of a burger is to bite into it.

 

[ShawnD1]

Nobody cares you fucking troll.

The "nanny state" protects me from you NOT you from you. Idiot.

???
Explain seatbelt laws. I understand the law saying cars must have them, but I don't understand the law saying you must wear them. If someone wants to die, why not let him?

I wonder how many die in BurgerKing or McD's? I would think a hell of a lot more!

Yeah, can I have the triple artery bypass burger?

-heart attacks at the heart attack grill
-shot by ghetto trash at mcdonalds

 

[Atreus21]

I've always thought about the idea of reverse-psychology marketing, like creating a fast-food joint called "Grease Bomb" or "Cholesteburger" that actually serves very healthy food.

Eh, probably wouldn't work.

 

[ShawnD1]

I've always thought about the idea of reverse-psychology marketing, like creating a fast-food joint called "Grease Bomb" or "Cholesteburger" that actually serves very healthy food.

Eh, probably wouldn't work.

Health food only sells if you don't tell people it's health food. I think most of us have tried health food before and decided it was all shit. Less salt causing less taste, weird texture because coco butter was replaced with vegetable oil, etc. Any time I see something is good for me, I assume it tastes awful.

 

[Atreus21]

Health food only sells if you don't tell people it's health food. I think most of us have tried health food before and decided it was all shit. Less salt causing less taste, weird texture because coco butter was replaced with vegetable oil, etc. Any time I see something is good for me, I assume it tastes awful.

bananas are the lone exception. Riper and sweeter they are, better they are for you.

Or so I read somewhere.

 

[Throckmorton]

Unsaturated fat reduces your risk of heart disease... So there's nothing inherently wrong with fried food. Unless it's fried in trans fat. Unfortunately the restaurant industry has convinced Americans that trans fat tastes better, when all it does is save them money by lasting longer. I wanted to punch the screen when I watched the episodes of King of the Hill and American Dad where they acted like trans fat is something that you should have the "choice" to eat "in moderation" because it "tastes good".

 

[Veliko]

Explain seatbelt laws. I understand the law saying cars must have them, but I don't understand the law saying you must wear them. If someone wants to die, why not let him?

If I am sitting in front of you in the car then you are damn right that I want you and your stupid fat head to wear a seatbelt so that you don't come flying into me.

 

[Mursilis]

I fully condone places like this. Thinning of the gene pool.

Except this guy didn't die, and now he'll require very expensive medical care, likely including surgery. The rest of us will probably end up picking up this guy's medical bill, too. Darwinism can't work if we as a society keep getting in the way.