Man found with penis collection

madoka

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Pfftt, that's nothing. P&N is a far larger collection of penises.

http://www.foxnews-us.com/2018/08/2...enises-during-raid-at-funeral-employees-home/

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Police made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Bloomington mortician: 218 embalmed human penises.

Authorites suspected 54-year old Paul Houston, an employee of the McLean County Coroner’s Office, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.

Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of police raided his residence this Monday morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.

What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the Police spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WMBD.

“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”

According to Ramirez, the accused rapidly confessed everything as soon as he was arrested.

“He explained in great detail how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.”

It took the police more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other pieces of evidence that were found on the site.
 

crashtech

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Well that's bizarre, but the corpses weren't using them, so as repulsive as it is, I'm not seeing any victims.
 

momeNt

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This really opens more questions than answers.

Did he pump them and seal them to simulate an erection? Did he keep the balls and sacks as well to provide a complete genital picture? Did he organize the jars on the shelf by size? Color? Aesthetics?

We want answers.
 

nakedfrog

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This really opens more questions than answers.

Did he pump them and seal them to simulate an erection? Did he keep the balls and sacks as well to provide a complete genital picture? Did he organize the jars on the shelf by size? Color? Aesthetics?

We want answers.
Speak for yourself, bub.
 

PottedMeat

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Apr 17, 2002
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200+?
barely worth a side column
oprah has made contact with a known pedophile network with over 9000 penises

 

zinfamous

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It’s not real, site is a fake

Hmm, I think you have a point. I shouldn't have clicked, but it's a weird-fricking site. I get flashy images when my pointer hovers briefly over some blankspaces, there is no real "home" and it's this weird "fox-us.news" or whatever domain.

I think it's a bit of a test. grab attention, get clicks, testing out some viral ad clicks, or an attack vector, whatever. hmm..........

Damn, and I wanted to believe the dick collector. :\
 

Ken g6

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Hey, it could happen some time in the Futurama. Who nose?

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SKORPI0

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Bet you he was searching for a big one (>12 inches) to have it transplanted to him. Disappointed on not finding any, decides to cut all them off. :eek:o_O
 

Mayne

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a man found with a penis in this day in age? I'm very skeptical.