Man forced to 'marry' goat

[Queasy]

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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

Yeah, despite what British Scientists say, I think masturbation would be superior to goat sex.

 

[torpid]

I have finally discovered a way to marry that cute girl in the cafe with whom I've never spoken!

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: torpid
I have finally discovered a way to marry that cute girl in the cafe with whom I've never spoken!

by having sex with a goat?

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: torpid
I have finally discovered a way to marry that cute girl in the cafe with whom I've never spoken!

by having sex with a goat?

lol

 

[imported_Reck]

O RLY?

 

[zoiks]

No big deal. Animal-Human weddings are getting popular. Whatever happened to that lady that married a dolphin in Israel?

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: zoiks
No big deal. Animal-Human weddings are getting popular. Whatever happened to that lady that married a dolphin in Israel?

<shudders>

 

[mflacy]

Seems like the goat has been punished more than its new husband.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: zoiks
No big deal. Animal-Human weddings are getting popular. Whatever happened to that lady that married a dolphin in Israel?

Yeah, I'm kinda curious to hear the follow up story on that as well.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Originally posted by: bigrash

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: torpid
I have finally discovered a way to marry that cute girl in the cafe with whom I've never spoken!

by having sex with a goat?

lol

rofl

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: mflacy
Seems like the goat has been punished more than its new husband.

What makes you think the goat doesn't enjoy it?

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: torpid
I have finally discovered a way to marry that cute girl in the cafe with whom I've never spoken!

by having sex with a goat?

You never know until you try!

 

[Ime]

Maybe the dude who married the goat should get together with the chick who married the dolphin.

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: torpid
I have finally discovered a way to marry that cute girl in the cafe with whom I've never spoken!

You'd have to bring her to an ass-backwards country like Sudan first.

 

[aidanjm]

how idiotic. these are the recommendations of the "wise" elders? these people are savages.

 

[Ameesh]

sudanese judge judy!

 

[MisterJackson]

"I do"...."I MAAAAAAA! MAAAAAAA!"

I wonder if it was one of those fainting goats? <____Seems this website has pics of the after wedding reception party!

 

[Aimster]

we live in a sick world

 

[thedarkwolf]

Hmm $50 and a wife that doesn't nag hehe you all day. Sounds like a good deal to me.

 

[narcotic]

How old was the goat?
I'm not sure the term animal sex is correct, I mean, to have sex you need two consenting adults, otherwise it's called rape. Anyway, I guess its nothing to run and tell your friends about either.

 

[ni4ni]

That is so baaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddd.

 

[JDrake]

ROFL
That article made me LOL

 

[Aquila76]

Goat ... Goatfscker? Do you need assistance?