Man flings cat during burglary of State Forestry office

[MichaelD]

And he only stole two shovels. Really. And that's probably why they are focusing on the "cat-flinging" behavior. He broke into a state/gov't office, apparently didn't see pilez o'money and got pissed. Saw the office's pet cat and decided to throw it in the air. THEN decided "What? Wait...those two shovels could get me $5 at the pawn shop!!! That's like some meth or something! OMFG!!

Why isn't it legal to electrocute these idiots as they try and break in?

MCDONOUGH, Ga. -- Henry County police are asking for the public?s help to find a burglary suspect who investigators said also abused a cat.

Investigators said the incident happened Oct. 11 between 6:50 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. at the Georgia Forestry Commission office on Georgia Highway 42 in McDonough.

Surveillance video shows the suspect entering the building. According to investigators, the man was met inside by a cat named Wildfire.

The video then shows the man going outside and throwing the cat 20 to 30 feet in the air. The cat hit the roof before it fell back to the concrete. The cat landed on its back and ran away.

The man then went back inside and stole two axes, police said.

 

[pstylesss]

axes, shovels. same difference.

 

[Finalnight]

An office cat?

Must have been all 40 year old women like the DMV or something.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: ZeroIQ
axes, shovels. same difference.

Axes of Evil! :shocked:

 

[Slick5150]

I at least 'get' stealing. You want money, something else of value, or whatever. I get it. But picking up a cat and throwing it 30 feet? That's just being a d!ck.

 

[meltdown75]

LOLcat

 

[Mizugori]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
LOLcat

omg i think i may have just pissed my pants that was perfect timing...

 

[MrPickins]

The video then shows the man going outside and throwing the cat 20 to 30 feet in the air. The cat hit the roof before it fell back to the concrete. The cat landed on its back and ran away.

So much for the theory that they always land on their feet.

Actually, my sister already disproved it when she was 3 or 4. Her method of testing was dropping kittens off a 3rd floor balcony. :Q

 

[Mizugori]

rosemarie's baby?

and...


I CAN HAZ JETPACK?

 

[theflyingpig]

I wish more people would do this. Fling cats that is.

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
I wish more people would do this. Fling cats that is.

I flung a few pussies back in the days.