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Man Falls Asleep in Coffin at Funeral Home

Man Falls Asleep in Coffin at Funeral Home
By Associated Press
Thu May 18, 7:10 PM

CANTON, N.Y. - A man was charged with burglary and criminal mischief Thursday after he allegedly broke into a funeral home and fell asleep in a coffin.

Joel Fish, 20, of Queensbury, was arrested after he was discovered at the O'Leary Funeral Home in Canton, 127 miles north of Syracuse.

Debra White, wife of the home's funeral director Joe White, said she noticed a broken window and open door to the casket display room when she awoke at 6:30 a.m. Inside, she saw a boot and pair of pants on the floor and a pair of knees sticking out of a stainless steel coffin.

Fish, who police said was intoxicated, was treated at Canton-Potsdam hospital for cuts. He was arraigned and released to return to court at a later date.

The funeral home estimates the damage from the burglary, mostly to the coffin, at $4,000.

 
And y'know what the funnies part of all this is? You guys think it's for real! :laugh::laugh:

Nice job again court jester!
 
Originally posted by: LookingGlass
What the hell did he *REALLY* want in there? I don't EVEN wanna know. ¬_¬ 😛
so true. why did he break into a funeral home? they should have just slammed the lid and buried him alive as a lesson.
 
:shocked:

It's not fake? OMFG!!!! 😱😱😱

I saw brunkstend and a news report without a link so I assumed...


haha 😱😱😱😱
 
Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
LOL. I saw this on the news last night. Apparently he fell asleep with his head at the foot of the coffin too.


OMG, with his drunken mind, god only knows what he wanted to do. Oh jeez. 😛

"Hey Man! I've got a great idea! *hick* I am gonnnaa's get inside one of them coffins, and wait for someone to open the lid, and scare the sheit out of them! *hick*"

That or he is a necrophiliac. AAHH!!! :shocked:
 
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