man escapes prison with homemade nunchucks

[SandEagle]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/09/19/man-escapes-prison-with-homemade-nunchucks/

Pollard was in a medium-security cell on charges of theft, trespassing, property damage and resisting arrest. On the way to the bathroom Friday evening, he pulled out his homemade nunchucks, pieced together from bedsheets and a chair, and fought his way through a dozen guards, climbed to another level of the jail, broke through two layers of glass blocks and shimmied over two sharp fences.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Impressive

 

[TridenT]

Dude sounds like a boss. I was hoping he was still on the loose, but he got captured and is back in jail.

 

[moshquerade]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/09/19/man-escapes-prison-with-homemade-nunchucks/

Inmate who escaped from St. Louis Workhouse is back in custody

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/article_52c7cf46-8fc6-5c80-81ec-f95cdcad969b.html

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

Sounds like a ninja. :ninja:

 

[gevorg]

Michael Scofield must be impressed.

 

[pontifex]

i'm going to hate myself for this: Did they arrest Chuck Norris?

 

[SandEagle]

Inmate who escaped from St. Louis Workhouse is back in custody

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/article_52c7cf46-8fc6-5c80-81ec-f95cdcad969b.html

thanks Debbie Downer!

 

[moshquerade]

thanks Debbie Downer!

you should've hid him out at your place.

 

[Bateluer]

Err, don't the guards have guns?

 

[BudAshes]

Err, don't the guards have guns?

I think when they are patrolling the floor they don't have guns so the inmates can't steal them.

 

[Jaskalas]

Give this man a medal.

 

[nonameo]

he gets a nuck chorus

 

[Dude111]

Wow i cant believe he was able to do all this WITH THE GUARDS KNOWING!! (Sounds like they were not trying thier BEST to stop it)

 

[I Saw OJ]

I say he earned his freedom.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Err, don't the guards have guns?

That sounds like a fucking fantastic idea.

 

[Bateluer]

I think when they are patrolling the floor they don't have guns so the inmates can't steal them.

That makes sense. Still, I would think a night stick or asp would at least equal MacGyver nunchunks.

 

[ussfletcher]

Great, now he ruined it for everyone else. Time for the rest of the inmates to turn in their homemade ninja weapons.

Obligatory:

 

[Alone]

i'm going to hate myself for this: Did they arrest Chuck Norris?

I'm almost positive there's a way to turn the name Chuck Norris into a nunchuck joke.

 

[Exterous]

Still, I would think a night stick or asp would at least equal MacGyver nunchunks.

Sounds like you are underestimating the bad-assery of this man

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Clearly, it's things like this that made many states outlaw nunchucks. What they don't realize is that if you prohibit nunchucks then only the criminals have them...

 

[JTsyo]

maybe they shouldn't have let him go home and make nunchucks. </rimshot>

 

[Jeeebus]

new mugshot released...

 

[Saint Nick]

He must have gotten caught again outside of the prison?

 

[qliveur]

you should've hid him out at your place.

Would've been funny if he had robbed SandEagle at nunchuck-point and left him bound and naked on his front lawn.

Please, please, please report me, OP. :twisted: