Man denies drugs found in buttocks are his

[Qacer]

Only in Florida....

Source:
http://www.baynews9.com/article/new...s:-Man-denies-drugs-found-in-buttocks-are-his

BRADENTON --
When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they say he gave a quick explanation.

Manatee County deputies say Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers say they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.

Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report says it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.

The Bradenton Herald reports Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his.

 

[WelshBloke]

Hello sir, did you pack your own ass this morning? Has anyone else had unattended access to it?

 

[AMDZen]

Lawl tastic

"I don't know how they got there"

 

[Pardus]

He had crack...in his crack?


edit - added pic of Raymond Stanley Roberts

 

[bignateyk]

He had crack...in his crack?

Yo dawg... I herd you like crack, so I put some crack in my crack so you can smoke while you smoke...

 

[moshquerade]

i love this forum (|)

 

[Blackjack200]

Hello sir, did you pack your own ass this morning? Has anyone else had unattended access to it?

I've always wondered this; what happens if you go through security at the airport, and when they ask you if you packed your own bags, you say "no"? Do they tear them apart looking for contraband?

 

[her209]

"Now spread your cheeks and lift your sack."

-- Dave Chappelle

 

[OCGuy]

Thats what he gets for not plugging it completely. He kinda half-assed it.

 

[bignateyk]

"Now spread your cheeks and lift your sack."

-- Dave Chappelle

 

[OCGuy]

Going through Intake at the county jail, some guy went over to the open toilet and pushed out a whole pack of cigarettes that had been put in a sandwich bag. (Box removed).

 

[Qacer]

Here you can see a picture of Raymond:

http://www.manateesheriff.com/wps/portal/PublicInterest/ArrestInquiry/

 

[Blackjack200]

Going through Intake at the county jail, some guy went over to the open toilet and pushed out a whole pack of cigarettes that had been put in a sandwich bag. (Box removed).

Wouldn't that crush/destroy the cigarettes?

 

[RelaxTheMind]

Wouldn't that crush/destroy the cigarettes?

if u dont pack or reverse pack your cigarettes you can pretty much tie them in a not without breaking. not sure about the new cigs with the double paper

 

[manlymatt83]

Hello sir, did you pack your own ass this morning? Has anyone else had unattended access to it?

Funny - they don't ask this anymore at airports. I remember when I was younger they would ask me 3 questions:

1) Has anyone asked you to carry anything on board that isn't yours?
2) Do you have anything unsafe in your bags?
3) Did you pack your own bags?

But since I've been flying again (5-6 times in the last year), haven't been asked.

 

[OCGuy]

Wouldn't that crush/destroy the cigarettes?

You would think...but they were rubber-banded together......

Needless to say I wouldn't smoke any cigs when offered on the yard.

 

[WelshBloke]

Funny - they don't ask this anymore at prison. I remember when I was younger they would ask me 3 questions:

1) Has anyone asked you to carry anything in your arse that isn't yours?
2) Do you have anything unsafe in your arse?
3) Did you pack your own arse?

But since I've been incarcerated again (5-6 times in the last year), haven't been asked.

D:

Fixed to keep on topic

 

[lupi]

next thing you know he'll go jumping off a bridge.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Hello sir, did you pack your own ass this morning? Has anyone else had unattended access to it?

Lol, yeah, no shit..

 

[classy]

Hello sir, did you pack your own ass this morning? Has anyone else had unattended access to it?

LOL

The minute I finished reading it I knew only a brother would deny it. .

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Hello sir, did you pack your own ass this morning? Has anyone else had unattended access to it?

I'd hate to work on a hotel and ask somone "sir, may i pack your ass"..