Man cuts off penis in restaurant

[wazzledoozle]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

wtf.

 

[moshquerade]

what a weiner.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

came in there thinking that someone had already done this before, and alas, the article is from April and the same guy...so I guess it hasn't become a trend

OFN

 

[Howard]

I've never had a dish that sauced itself at the dinner table before...

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Don't order anything with sausage from that place for the next couple of days.

Edit: I see the article is from April. In that case, stay away from the smoked sausage.

 

[Rubycon]

Maybe they ran out of dim sum?

:laugh:

 

[StormRider]

One of the few guys in the world I can confidently say that my penis is bigger...

 

[Phokus]

Man, the food at that restaurant must be TERRIBLE!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: StormRider
One of the few guys in the world I can confidently say that my penis is bigger...

Shens.

 

[mrkun]

This still isn't as good as the nude swordsman attacking a church. Crazy brits.

 

[RaistlinZ]

Check please!

 

[Tylanner]

homosexuals +1

 

[RaistlinZ]

Originally posted by: mrkun
This still isn't as good as the nude swordsman attacking a church. Crazy brits.

I thought this quote was particularly funny, "Five minutes previously I was singing the psalm - the next thing I was fighting with a sword-wielding madman."

Sig-worthy IMO. :laugh:

 

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
what a weiner.

lol you have really been on a roll the past few days, nice!

 

[Goosemaster]

drunk man: NO I WILL KNOT SHOT UPPPPP..I BECHU...IBETCHU 50 DALAS THAT IF I CUT IFF I CUT IT OFFF THEYKANBE PUT IT BI...BACK ONNN.

JUNWANAN...JUWANNA BET?! JUWANNA?!

OH OH... SEEI DDJJ DD IT..OH YEAH I IJD I...

*falls over drunk*

 

[0roo0roo]

bme pain olympics live performance ftw!

 

[George P Burdell]

Well, that's one way of giving up a man card.

 

[Pepsei]

it's only a flesh wound.

 

[IGBT]

..well here we go. another diced dick thread.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ

Originally posted by: mrkun
This still isn't as good as the nude swordsman attacking a church. Crazy brits.

I thought this quote was particularly funny, "Five minutes previously I was singing the psalm - the next thing I was fighting with a sword-wielding madman."

Sig-worthy IMO. :laugh:

I liked this quote: One parishioner, Bob Wright, attempted to distract the man by thrusting a large crucifix in his face.

Did he think he was fighting a vampire?

 

[mrkun]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ

Originally posted by: mrkun
This still isn't as good as the nude swordsman attacking a church. Crazy brits.

I thought this quote was particularly funny, "Five minutes previously I was singing the psalm - the next thing I was fighting with a sword-wielding madman."

Sig-worthy IMO. :laugh:

I liked this quote: One parishioner, Bob Wright, attempted to distract the man by thrusting a large crucifix in his face.

Did he think he was fighting a vampire?

Just in case...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Nice! He's got a detachable penis now. :thumbsup:

 

[Syringer]

That took balls.

But at least we know what he can get his g/f for Xmas..

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box..

 

[Rubycon]

So much contrast from the other guy.

Maybe he wanted to become a porn star. :Q

 

[randay]

eat a dick?