Man commits suicide after learning latest Harry Potter spoiler

[BrokenVisage]

Picture of article in the Sun Journal

"The man (32) apparently heard a spoiler for the newest HP book while he was at the mall, and after he wrote a suicide note saying that he had no reason to live after hearing the spoiler, killed himself."

Hard to believe.. but newspapers never lie!

 

[SouthPaW1227]

I hope this isn't real...

 

[brxndxn]

good.. he was a horrible waste to society while alive..

whoever told him the spoiler should get a medal

 

[CheesePoofs]

wow.

 

[chambersc]

darwin at work

 

[DaWhim]

do you think he wins a darwin award?

 

[deftron]

Doesn't Harry pull an Ozzy and tell everyone to kill themselves anyways...?


Looks like he just got in early

 

[Mo0o]

Searching their website reveals nothing

 

[Platypus]

awesome

 

[Mrvile]

Anubis where are you...

 

[baoytl]

Looks fake
http://borowitzreport.com/archives.asp

 

[jalaram]

That was pretty funny, especially the last paragraph.

 

[Qwest]

glad that ATOT thread got killed.

 

[Nitemare]

Probably the webmaster of that Chester site on Hermione.

 

[Fenixgoon]

....and they say video games are the cause of violence

 

[KK]

:thumbsup:

 

[Frost Byte]

darwinism at work.

 

[Koenigsegg]

Yeah can't find anything here http://www.newbernsunjournal.com/

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Was it DaveSimmons?

 

[Koenigsegg]

Ha, one of my die hard HP friends..

him: i wouldn't commit suicide
him: i'd murder the person who told me

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
Yeah can't find anything here http://www.newbernsunjournal.com/

me either

 

[ironcrotch]

i think its fake

 

[DAGTA]

Read the article.

If any of you still believe it's real after actually reading the article, then please contact me about selling you some quality breathing air.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
good.. he was a horrible waste to society while alive..

whoever told him the spoiler should get a medal

aye, at least he didn't go out and kill someone else
ROT

 

[Yanagi]

If its fake, great! If its real, motion for darwing award!