Man Card Revoked.

[Aquaman]

I am asking for my friend to return his man card.

I though he bought it for his wife....... but his wife told me it's for him :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Praxis1452]

I've used one. It's quite nice.

 

[aesthetics]

Wtf? That's kind of gross, actually... I wouldn't want to be sharing a bathroom with somebody who had one of those.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: aesthetics
Wtf? That's kind of gross, actually... I wouldn't want to be sharing a bathroom with somebody who had one of those.

being clean actually is quite nice.

 

[spidey07]

I wouldn't be friends with him anymore. That's serious grounds to end it.

WTF!!
" The Washlet is designed to introduce you to a level unprecedented comfort, while delivering on the promise of maximum cleanliness. At your command, an integrated, self-cleaning nozzle extends to release a warm, soothing stream of aerated water to provide the ultimate in personal cleansing."

 

[Rufus12]

Without looking at the link I'm guessing it's a vibrator. Am I right?

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: aesthetics
Wtf? That's kind of gross, actually... I wouldn't want to be sharing a bathroom with somebody who had one of those.

You don't want your housemates to have fresh clean smelling bung holes? lol

 

[Ns1]

we got one at our parents house. REALLY common in non-US countries.

I find it quite pointless except for the seat warmer function, which is clutch in the winter months.

 

[radioouman]

I've used them. The seat warmer is really nice.

 

[Tobolo]

I checked the man card rule book. It state: "The toilet is the man's throne. Anything that makes the man's throne more comfortable is acceptable. No forfeiture of man card can be called for unless the upgrades includes any of the following: Flowers, animal shaped soap, toilet seat cover, tissue box covers, baths salts/ bath beads, anything from Bath and Body Works, floating candles, etc. This by no means a complete list."

 

[manowar821]

People who use the term "man-card" seriously are sad, strange little children.

 

[aesthetics]

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: aesthetics
Wtf? That's kind of gross, actually... I wouldn't want to be sharing a bathroom with somebody who had one of those.

You don't want your housemates to have fresh clean smelling bung holes? lol

Grossss.

I don't want something touching my behind that is going to be touching anyone elses butt.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: spidey07
I wouldn't be friends with him anymore. That's serious grounds to end it.

WTF!!
" The Washlet is designed to introduce you to a level unprecedented comfort, while delivering on the promise of maximum cleanliness. At your command, an integrated, self-cleaning nozzle extends to release a warm, soothing stream of aerated water to provide the ultimate in personal cleansing."

The diagram on the site makes it look like the thing will give you an enema.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Ns1
we got one at our parents house. REALLY common in non-US countries.

I find it quite pointless except for the seat warmer function, which is clutch in the winter months.

Oh, man... used to live in a house with radiant floor heating, which was great in the bathroom, this would be perfection on top of that.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: aesthetics

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: aesthetics
Wtf? That's kind of gross, actually... I wouldn't want to be sharing a bathroom with somebody who had one of those.

You don't want your housemates to have fresh clean smelling bung holes? lol

Grossss.

I don't want something touching my behind that is going to be touching anyone elses butt.

You don't sit on toilet seats at all?

 

[Baked]

That's actually more sanitary than wiping your ass w/ TP. You know how the Japanese are clean freaks? This device has been in use in Japan for years.

 

[Demo24]

Actually that sounds fantastic! No longer will one have to put down whatever it is they are reading and instead sit back, take a nice relieving shit, and let the toilet take care of the rest. Brilliant!

 

[CKent]

I'd love to have one of those, fail not found. I was expecting Titanic on blu-ray or something, this thread disappoints.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: aesthetics

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: aesthetics
Wtf? That's kind of gross, actually... I wouldn't want to be sharing a bathroom with somebody who had one of those.

You don't want your housemates to have fresh clean smelling bung holes? lol

Grossss.

I don't want something touching my behind that is going to be touching anyone elses butt.

You don't sit on toilet seats at all?

He must be one of those that levitate when they shit.

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: DEMO24
Actually that sounds fantastic! No longer will one have to put down whatever it is they are reading and instead sit back, take a nice relieving shit, and let the toilet take care of the rest. Brilliant!

Does it blow dry your asshole afterward?

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: DEMO24
Actually that sounds fantastic! No longer will one have to put down whatever it is they are reading and instead sit back, take a nice relieving shit, and let the toilet take care of the rest. Brilliant!

Does it blow dry your asshole afterward?

YES!!!!

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: DEMO24
Actually that sounds fantastic! No longer will one have to put down whatever it is they are reading and instead sit back, take a nice relieving shit, and let the toilet take care of the rest. Brilliant!

Does it blow dry your asshole afterward?

That's what the LCD panel is for. One of the questions is "Is your asshole hairy?" Y = Blow dry, N = No blow dry. It actually pulls out a comb afterward.

 

[Oyeve]

Hehe, I'd love to get one just to freak out my cats. Jump on lid, cat launch!


Cat-a-Pult

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: aesthetics

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: aesthetics
Wtf? That's kind of gross, actually... I wouldn't want to be sharing a bathroom with somebody who had one of those.

You don't want your housemates to have fresh clean smelling bung holes? lol

Grossss.

I don't want something touching my behind that is going to be touching anyone elses butt.

You don't sit on toilet seats at all?

buttcheeks are different than butthole

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: manowar821
People who use the term "man-card" seriously are sad, strange little children.

From now on, you shall be "owar821".