Man Bites Girlfriend's Eye Out

[invidia]

More corny eye jokes please.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

I bet she didn't see that coming.

 

[OutHouse]

eye ball jelly, a little squirt will do ya.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: manowar821
OM NOM NOM

lol I was gonna post that. :laugh:

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: manowar821
OM NOM NOM

:laugh:

 

[Eli]

On another note, how is that even possible? Does he have like woodchuck teeth? Most peoples eyes' are recessed...

Did he suck it out like a noodle, or what? :Q

 

[Journer]

we need pics of eye

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Eli
On another note, how is that even possible? Does he have like woodchuck teeth? Most peoples eyes' are recessed...

Did he suck it out like a noodle, or what? :Q

she might've had those big, bulgy, easy to grab onto, eyes.

 

[Goosemaster]

so many great comments:laugh:

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: invidia
More cornea eye jokes please.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Indolent]

According to the article, this happened in September. Why is it just getting in the news today?

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
The picture of the guy smiling is hilarious.

yes.

 

[interchange]

Oxy wasn't taking care of his acne problem, so he had to get some Retin-A.

 

[Skipholiday]

Third Eye Blind?

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: Anubis
tastes like chicken

Racist.

It would be racist if he said it tasted like chicken and he washed it down with grape soda and some watermelon.

He was inferring that the human eye, like many other things taste like chicken because the Matrix doesn't have a programmed taste for everything.

Pretty sure Nikamichi was joking.

 

[CKent]

Word is she had an eye for another guy.

 

[BuckNaked]

Cue Billy Idol, 'Eyes without a face...'


Probably going to hell for that one...