Man bedbound by giant penis

[SandEagle]

sorry guys, i can't get out of bed this morning. i have wood

4th post score is too low for a parody. -Locked. Admin DrPizza

 

[MAKENITO]

Eh.

 

[JDawg1536]

Just ask him nicely to get off of you.

 

[OUCaptain]

.000000000000000001/10

 

[OCGuy]

Tell him to roll off of you.

Edit: Beat by Jdawg

 

[Tristicus]

-1111/10

 

[ahenkel]

Booooo

 

[lxskllr]

I've got wood too. I'll be over shortly...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Et4t2r8Sg#t=1m47s

 

[Terabyte]

Just ask him nicely to get off of you.

this post > OP

 

[PieIsAwesome]

it isnt morning

 

[JulesMaximus]

Weak...dude, that's just weak.

 

[her209]

All that wood and no beaver to chop it down.

 

[Narmer]

n/m

 

[UberNeuman]

Just ask him nicely to get off inside of you.

...

 

[Blackjack200]

Are you sure it's a penis and not a 19 inch eel?

 

[Iron Woode]

this thread is all about me.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Just ask him nicely to get off of you.

Everyone's implying you're gay.

 

[Wag]

 

[SKORPI0]

D:

 

[ElFenix]

this will fix it