Man becomes sitting target for snake

[TheTony]

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[newnameman]

"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."

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[spacejamz]

that bites...

 

[SagaLore]

What a pain in the ass.

 

[Jeeebus]

A snake's mouth isn't always clean.

This is precisely why I don't let random snakes perform oral sex on me... especially when they've been hanging around in my toilet.

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

editted, was beat to the punch /\

 

[MoPHo]

I didn't do it.

 

[Billyzeke]

He jumped up and screamed! "I'm tired of these _________ snakes on this ___________ toilet!"

And began to kick ____________ snake ass!

 

[apac]

"As soon as he has passed the risk of Chlamydia, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."