Man attempts to hold up gas station with caulk gun

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Lifer
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Police have issued an arrest warrant for a man accused of injuring a gas station clerk while attempting to rob him — with a caulk gun.
The suspect fled the scene in the company of a transgender prostitute he’d picked up earlier in the evening, according to an affidavit issued by the Travis County Sheriff’s Office.
The affidavit says the clerk, Johnnie Limuel, 68, told police that a man dressed in women’s clothing entered the Speedy Stop on East 51st Street around 4 a.m. June 7 and bought a pack of cigarettes and $5 worth of gas, the affidavit said.
Just after he walked out to a red pickup truck at a gas pump, another man — who police later identified as Jose Alejandro Romero, 17 — walked into the store with a caulk gun partially visible under a white t-shirt, the affidavit said.
The man pointed the caulk gun at Limuel and demanded money, the affidavit said.
Limuel told police he thought it was a joke when he saw the caulk gun, but the assailant continued to demand money, the affidavit said.
The man struck Limuel with the caulk gun after he could not open the cash drawer, the affidavit said, then Limuel struck back, hitting the man with a plastic trash can.
The assailant left the store without any money and sped off in the red pickup truck, the affidavit said.


http://www.statesman.com/blogs/cont...010/06/18/man_attempts_to_hold_up_gas_st.html
 

Perknose

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Whipping out your caulk to intimidate someone is a felony, I believe.
 

vshah

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trying to rob someone with a caulk gun often leads to sticky situations
 

marvdmartian

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Could be deadly.....if you sat on the clerk, and filled his mouth and nostrils with caulk, he could suffocate! :eek:

Seriously, if I had been the clerk, this guy probably would have gotten away with the cash, because I would have been incapacitated on the floor.....laughing so hard!! :awe:

I'm sure he's going to be really popular in jail.....especially since he had his buddy the t-vite along with him. :rolleyes:
 

Key West

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Usually pun responses here are pure win, but you guys are just trying too hard this round. =\
 

Rubycon

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He was told by aliens that is was a BP station and he was instructed to take a caulk gun there to fix a leak...

What they did not count on was the level of alcohol in his blood.
 

tyler811

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Not only a caulk gun but he took a transgender hooker with him. Where the hell is Darwin when you need him? Take it away Perk ;)