Man attempts to foil breathalyzer by stuffing feces in his mouth

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TORONTO -- An accused drunk driver tried but failed to foil a police breathalyser after stuffing his mouth full of feces. "I don't think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that," Insp. Tom McDonald said.

Arrested Sunday after his pickup was pulled over on a highway just outside Barrie, Ont., the 59-year-old driver was put in a cruiser and taken to a police station for testing.

Sgt. James Buchanan said the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the squad car.

After arriving at the station, he said the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyser machine."

It didn't work, Buchanan said.

Breathalyser tests registered twice the legal limit of alcohol in the man, he said. The man was charged with impaired driving.

That's pretty bad when even your sh!t fails the breathalyzer...

And yes, this story made me 'queasy'.
 

PingSpike

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I just pictured the guy pissing, sh|tting and vomiting all at the same time in the back of a squad car.

Man, the officer must have been pissed. Fvcking back of his car filled with sh|t and vomit. What a fvck.
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
"HaHa occifer...your breefalazer won't work on me 'cause I put poop in mah mouf."

Heh, at least he has an excuse when someone accuses him of "talking sh!t."
 

GasX

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That is simply horrifying...

If anything makes the baby jeebus cry, this would be it!