man assaults woman, daughter, with barbie doll

[ElFenix]

 

[her209]

Time to get a dog?

 

[Actaeon]

Debbie Cryer explained, "He waves the Barbie doll. He'll take the doll (in his hands) and hold it with its legs spread open. He takes the Barbie doll and he shakes it? It's the only part of him that moves. He stands directly straight and he'll just move the Barbie doll. And then he strokes the hair sometimes."

Creepy....

 

[boyRacer]

I would personally wait for him and wave a baseball bat in his face... :frown:

 

[notfred]

I'd buy a shotgun, then open up the door the next time he does that.

 

[Sluggo]

So theoretically, you could shoot the fvcktard through your front door, and claim self-defense...you thought Barbie was a knife.

 

[Squisher]

Pasadena police say.......
......But they do warn residents not to open the door if they don't know who's on the other side.

Duh, although after the first time I'd wanna go Scarface on this guy, "Lemme introduce you to my little friend."

 

[fs5]

maybe he's just upset that ken and barbie recently broke up?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
So theoretically, you could shoot the fvcktard through your front door, and claim self-defense...you thought Barbie was a knife.

and theoretically you'd go to prison...

 

[TallBill]

dont you think after two.. maybe three times in a week they'd have a cop watching the house undercover or something?

 

[pyonir]

ElFenix, your thread title is wrong. He has never assaulted anyone with the barbie (according to the article).

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: pyonir
ElFenix, your thread title is wrong. He has never assaulted anyone with the barbie (according to the article).

a guy in a ski mask knocking on the door in the middle of the night is pretty threatening. the threat is assault.

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: pyonir
ElFenix, your thread title is wrong. He has never assaulted anyone with the barbie (according to the article).

a guy in a ski mask knocking on the door in the middle of the night is pretty threatening. the threat is assault.

That doesn't make it assault.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: KingNothing

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: pyonir
ElFenix, your thread title is wrong. He has never assaulted anyone with the barbie (according to the article).

a guy in a ski mask knocking on the door in the middle of the night is pretty threatening. the threat is assault.

That doesn't make it assault.

when i find my copy of black's law dictionary i'll look it up

 

[TuxDave]

Originally posted by: KingNothing

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: pyonir
ElFenix, your thread title is wrong. He has never assaulted anyone with the barbie (according to the article).

a guy in a ski mask knocking on the door in the middle of the night is pretty threatening. the threat is assault.

That doesn't make it assault.

Assault is when someone poses an immediate threat.
Battery is when the person actually does it.

(I was waiting for a friend and decided to kill time by sitting in a law class)

 

[Nitemare]

Bet he couldn't get away before the police arrived if she shot him in the nuts