Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

[techs]

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.



Real?

 

[Taejin]

are you that dumb?

 

[herkulease]

dude you're like 3 days late.

 

[olds]

Yes

 

[TehMac]

If he's also claiming to have sabotaged the hadron with that baugette in November, he's either leaping back in forth in time, or he's in no big hurry to try to stop the world from being destroyed.

 

[amdhunter]

dude you're like 3 days late.

Maybe he could go back in time and fix things.

 

[olds]

Maybe he could go back in time and fix things.

I think if my hardon collided with something I could knock it back into the past.

 

[thepd7]

look at the date of the article. Seriously, ~15k posts and that gullible?

 

[techs]

"Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered."

Astonishing!

 

[GundamW]

Maybe he could go back in time and fix things.

He possibly can't. You know with the "Nobody goes home. Nobody else comes through" and all.

 

[Red Squirrel]

LOL that is hilarious.

Funny since I watched back to the future not too long ago, I had seen it before, like 10 years ago.

But... what if it's real? Maybe the LHC actually doubles as a time machine! 1.21 gigawatts!!!

 

[BabaBooey]

We are fucked people and has it been confirmed that he was a terminator ?

 

[AndroidVageta]

LOL! Awesome...only bad thing is is that you can never be 100% sure these people are being honest or not...what if he really is from the future? We have no idea what colliding particles can do and their outcome...

 

[Shadow Conception]

Play on The Time Traveler's Wife?

Terrible movie though.

 

[Spacehead]

Play on The Time Traveler's Wife?

... and 12 Monkeys & The Time Machine & Back To The Future &...

 

[disappoint]

LOL! Awesome...only bad thing is is that you can never be 100% sure these people are being honest or not...what if he really is from the future? We have no idea what colliding particles can do and their outcome...

Speak for yourself, young man.

 

[DesiPower]

wait.. if the world was destroyed, then where the hell did he come from? not only the future is there, ppl can travel through time!! WOW, go hadron-collider go!!!

 

[MovingTarget]

John Titor didn't mention anything about this last time he was here...

 

[Iron Woode]

WANTED : Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke.
PO Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You’ll get paid after we get back.
Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed.
I have only done this once before.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

WANTED : Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke.
PO Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You’ll get paid after we get back.
Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed.
I have only done this once before.

bahbah bah bah.. bahbah bah bah.. bahbah bah bah baah... wirrrrwriirwriiiwriiiriiiiiiii!!!
"PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!"

 

[dawp]

12 Monkeys anyone?

Cole was Bruce Willis's charecter.

also

By Nick Hide on 01 April 2010, 10:33am

 

[JimmiG]

look at the date of the article. Seriously, ~15k posts and that gullible?

Serves you right.
When I woke up on the 2nd of April all the websites were still full of ridiculous news and articles that didn't go away until in the afternoon. Yeah, I'm also from the future. It's called "GMT +1".

 

[Miramonti]

While the world was destroyed, he and his time machine survived.

Sounds like a stronger bond than a man and his dog.

 

[Newbian]

Was it a gooback?

 

[Joepublic2]

Cosmic rays with 100x the energy coming from all directions in the general universe and hitting the atmosphere haven't ended the world yet.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

I gotta give him props for saying that to the cops that arrested him, though.