Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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Hopefully not a repost. I searched. I tried snopes as well to see if fake and didnt find anything.

His name is Percy Cummings :p

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

November 21, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
 

dud

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"A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest."


Sure ... its real.
 

moshquerade

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feeling his piercings :eek:

alright, i know the article is shens, but now... it's got me thinking..
 

mmntech

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Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent

Sweet, sweet irony if it's true.
 

Perknose

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It's true, you doubters!

As soon as he came, he got arrested for having an "explosive device." :biggrin: