Man Accused Of Stealing 32 Tons of Bacon - fake story

Capt Caveman

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Without even seeing the surveillance video, he looks guilty to me.

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Man Accused Of Stealing 32 Tons of Bacon

Flint| 46-year old Randolf Turner, manager of a Wendy’s restaurant in Michigan, is accused of stealing more than 32 tons of bacon from his employer over the last four years. The man would have elaborated a complex plot to divert for his personal use, from 20 to 250 kilograms of meat per week, from shipments destined to his branch of the restaurant chain. The man allegedly took advantage of his position to falsify orders and sales in order to hide the disappearance of the bacon from the company accounts, and used his knowledge and control of the security cameras to be able to retrieve his loot without appearing on the tapes.

The company would have started to suspect Mr. Turner in December 2013 after an anonymous denunciation, and had some new security cameras installed without informing him, Over the next few weeks, they captured incriminating images of the manager taking 10-kilogram bags of bacon and leaving with them on a regular basis. They then interrogated a few of the branch’s employees and understood that clearly, something shady was going on. The company’s legal department then took the decision to transfer the case and the evidence to the police, who rapidly arrested the accused.

Mr Turner now faces multiple criminal charges of embezzlement, fraud and larceny, and faces a sentence of up to 88 years of prison if found guilty on all charges. The accused has already been fired by for his employer as soon as the arrest took place. The corporation explained the decision to lay him off, by the fact that the events constitute a “major breach of trust” between Wendy’s and Mr Turner.

More and more cases of bacon theft have been reported over the country over the last years, and them police seems powerless to explain or to stop this new crime spree. On February 3, 21-year old Gaige Lee Joyner, was arrested by the Salisbury Police after he threw several cases of the tasty treat over a fence at Hendrix BBQ. In another case, 61-year old David Brown from Romford, was arrested for stealing 14 packs of bacon from a grocery store in Ilford in February. He pleaded guilty on March 24 and was handed the 12-month conditional discharge.
 
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smackababy

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I suppose if you're going to risk stealing, might as well make sure it is a large enough prize. 32 tons of bacon might entice me to break the law!
 

IronWing

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Is himself the reason bacon prices have skyrocketed? Off with his head!
 

PottedMeat

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The man would have elaborated a complex plot to divert for his personal use, from 20 to 250 kilograms of meat per week, from shipments destined to his branch of the restaurant chain.

lol.

is this precooked bacon?
 

BUTCH1

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He likes bacon.

A little quick math equals it to 44lbs/bacon/day so I think he was re-selling it to another area restaurant. Article said he faces up to 88 years in prison, yikes!, even worse is that prisons would serve turkey-bacon since it's much cheaper than the real bacon..
 

Dari

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A little quick math equals it to 44lbs/bacon/day so I think he was re-selling it to another area restaurant. Article said he faces up to 88 years in prison, yikes!, even worse is that prisons would serve turkey-bacon since it's much cheaper than the real bacon..

I like turkey bacon. Less salty. Beef bacon is uninspiring and Canadian bacon is to die for. I once attacked my mother's bitch Coco (female poodle) for eating Canadian bacon reserved for me.
 

BUTCH1

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I like turkey bacon. Less salty. Beef bacon is uninspiring and Canadian bacon is to die for. I once attacked my mother's bitch Coco (female poodle) for eating Canadian bacon reserved for me.

Yea, I thought it was OK, not as good as the real bacon but not anywhere as bad as I thought it was going to be. Food theft is more of a problem than most people know about and the reason is it's so easy to re-sell, no need to go to a pawn shop or use CL, everyone loves a great deal on food. When I worked at US foodservice they wound up putting lobster tail and shrimp under lock and key after so much was getting stolen. One guy was caught wearing a freezer suit with 40+ lobster tails stuffed in various pockets, in another scam a picker and route driver were working together, the picker would put extra cases of shrimp and lobster tail on his truck, driver then met up with someone along his route and off they went.
 

phucheneh

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The person who wrote this article clearly has a learning disability. Holy christ.

Also LOL fat guy steals bacon.
 

CZroe

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Came in here to say "FTFY: [Manliest] Man Accused Of Stealing 32 Tons of Bacon" but I retract that statement after seeing the picture.

Real men eat all the bacon they want and then use its mystical manly power to wrestle bears and stuff to burn it all off quick.
 

akugami

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I like turkey bacon. Less salty. Beef bacon is uninspiring and Canadian bacon is to die for. I once attacked my mother's bitch Coco (female poodle) for eating Canadian bacon reserved for me.

I'd kill myself too if I had to eat Canadian bacon.