Man accused of murder asks to show penis to jury in oral-sex choking defense

[UglyCasanova]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-sb-gag-defense-murder-20170504-story.html

A man accused of murdering his girlfriend in her bedroom is now saying she accidentally choked to death while performing oral sex. He wants a judge’s permission to show the jury his penis to prove it.

 

[Blue_Max]

I say they allow the defense - the "yes means yes" rules will add rape to his list of charges since she certainly couldn't voice enthusiastic consent!

 

[UglyCasanova]

Here's their picture

 

[Blue_Max]

"Please present Exhibit D from evidence!"

 

[UglyCasanova]

 

[MomentsofSanity]

I was going to say what kind of sick fuck would want to put the family through something like that. Then I saw the replies. Question answered.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Don't do it!! The last time I whipped mine out in court I got the book thrown at me. Of course I was there for a traffic ticket, so maybe that had something to do with it.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Exeter never left Earth, he's been in Florida

 

[UNCjigga]

Now I know why they made a Blade Runner sequel... It's that replicant Rutger Hauer!!

 

[Jaskalas]

What, they going to have a live performance fluffier as well? Can't be accurate otherwise.

 

[dank69]

Florida Man never disappoints

 

[TheVrolok]

The old big dick defense from Florida Man, a classic.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

The old big dick defense from Florida Man, a classic.

Well he IS a big dick. For the ancient among us the woman looks a little like Sophia Loren to me whom I liked as a kid. Twiced sentenced for that.

 

[soulcougher73]

"Please present Exhibit D from evidence!"

Bulk beef?

 

[Paratus]

Even Ron Jeremy be like:

 

[Homerboy]

Now I know why they made a Blade Runner sequel... It's that replicant Rutger Hauer!!

"I've seen things that you people wouldn't believe..."

 

[Sunburn74]

We really need to have a "Oh its florida. That explains it" thread.

 

[WelshBloke]

He wants a judge’s permission to show the jury his penis to prove it.

I say OK, with the proviso that he doesn't get to keep possession of this obviously lethal weapon in the court room.
It can be removed before the hearing, shown to the jury and he can have it back in a box later.

 

[Nashemon]

Not guilty.

http://nypost.com/2017/05/23/murder-suspect-who-used-big-penis-defense-found-not-guilty/

(though he never actually went through with the weiner defense)

 

[Sunburn74]

Incredible. How did he not get at least manslaughter...

 

[zinfamous]

Not guilty.

http://nypost.com/2017/05/23/murder-suspect-who-used-big-penis-defense-found-not-guilty/

(though he never actually went through with the weiner defense)

disappointing. public displays of your junk in official settings is what this country wants.

 

[woolfe9998]

He was acquitted because the body was partially decomposed and the ME couldn't definitively determine a cause of death. Evidently, the defendant waited perhaps as long as 24 hours to tell the police about her death, calling his lawyer first. If a defendant acts to cause spoliation of evidence, a jury is entitled to infer that the evidence would incriminate him if it hadn't been spoiled. It's probably what the jury should have done here.