Making love to classic rock

JM Aggie08

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Anyone of ya'll ever tried making sweet love to your SO while listening to some sort of classic rock with a catchy, yet steady rhythm?

A Positive experience awaits you.
 

nakedfrog

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Take off your blouse and your underpants
Then take a look
'Cause here me and KG come naked
Out from the side-hatch
With the oils and perfume and incense!
Now you're groovin',
Put on a cool '70s groove.
A funky groove to fsck to.
 

cKGunslinger

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I tried, but then I realized that Ozzy rhymed "masses" and "masses," which caused me to stop and think about it for a moment.. meanwhile, she chewed through the ropes and got away. :(
 

Dimmu

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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
I tried, but then I realized that Ozzy rhymed "masses" and "masses," which caused me to stop and think about it for a moment.. meanwhile, she chewed through the ropes and got away. :(

Wow, that's nuts man, the same thing happened to me last night.
 

railer

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dude....they're different masses.

armies in their masses....witches at black masses.

It works if the words have different meanings.

And if i ever tried to put the moves on my wife to black sabbath....i'd be a lonely man....
 

paulney

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Masses... shmassess...

It always irritated me in that song.

Just like witches with fine asses!

 

TheVrolok

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LOL. I'm glad people have the same issue with that song that I do. Like seriously Ozzy, WTF? And yes, I've done it to classic rock (Sabbath is "classic rock" now? :p). In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida anyone?
 

Cyco

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If it counts for anything, my first lap dance was to Stairway to Heaven....the entire song was played. I about tipped the DJ for that, but I'm too cheap.
 

Fritzo

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I tried doing it to Zeppelin's "The Immigrant Song". My wife is still recovering from the injuries.
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: Cyco
If it counts for anything, my first lap dance was to Stairway to Heaven....the entire song was played. I about tipped the DJ for that, but I'm too cheap.

did the stripper ask for $40 instead of $20?
 

Cyco

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Cyco
If it counts for anything, my first lap dance was to Stairway to Heaven....the entire song was played. I about tipped the DJ for that, but I'm too cheap.

did the stripper ask for $40 instead of $20?
Actually at the time it was only $15 IIRC. I think I would have done RossMan proud.
 

Isla

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
I tried doing it to Zeppelin's "The Immigrant Song". My wife is still recovering from the injuries.

LOL!

That was a visual I wasn't quite expecting, but I found it quite amusing.

Try Ten Years Gone or Kashmir next time.
 

Feldenak

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Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
Anyone of ya'll ever tried making sweet love to your SO while listening to some sort of classic rock with a catchy, yet steady rhythm?

Rush's 2112.
 

Cyco

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Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
Anyone of ya'll ever tried making sweet love to your SO while listening to some sort of classic rock with a catchy, yet steady rhythm?

Rush's 2112.

YYZ seems like it would be interesting as well.