Making a new comic...

[EliteRetard]

Villain: Brush Stroke
Sweeping powers, colors, and rainbows.

Hero: Clear Eyes
Shower Power, lube, and hates red.

I know what the hero looks like:

But what about the villain? Just another joker ripoff?

 

[madoka]

Villain: The Troll
Powers: Has failed at life, yet insists on giving advice to others; insulting him makes him more powerful; inexplicably impossible to ban; has done our moms
Weaknesses: banks

 

[madoka]

Villain: the Atheist
Powers: condescending superiority complex; gets off on insulting other people's beliefs
Weaknesses: doesn't realize the depths of his stupidity; ignorance and arrogance is not a good mix; doomed to always be a lonely, sadsack loser

Villain: the Mod
Powers: interprets everything to be a mod callout; will punish in petty and vindictive ways
Weaknesses: no sense of humor; acts like someone who was picked on a lot as a kid

Villain: the Millennial
Powers: incredible sense of entitlement; convinced that he's a special snowflake
Weaknesses: cannot cope out in the real world

 

[EliteRetard]

I'm light headed and dizzy with a bit of a headache right now...

Eating massive amounts of fat and sugar for the last week or two has made me rather ill.
And the scale says I gained 10 lbs. I want to sleep but my heart rate is pounding me awake.

 

[mmntech]

Hero: Elite Retard
Powers: Retard Strength, ping pong
Weaknesses: buttoning his own shirt, Jenny

Do you think it will pass the PC police?

 

[ImpulsE69]

I'm light headed and dizzy with a bit of a headache right now...

Eating massive amounts of fat and sugar for the last week or two has made me rather ill.
And the scale says I gained 10 lbs. I want to sleep but my heart rate is pounding me awake.

Diabeetus Man? Hero or Villain?

 

[EliteRetard]

Hero: Elite Retard
Powers: Retard Strength, ping pong
Weaknesses: buttoning his own shirt, Jenny

Do you think it will pass the PC police?

Suppose we need a pic to go with that:

 

[EliteRetard]

Diabeetus Man? Hero or Villain?

Bleeds frosting and bacon bits.