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Makin money quick ideas?

Does anyone know if sperm banks ACTUALLY pay money for semen samples? I've seen it mentioned in dozens of movies, yet am and hang out with dozens of broke-ass individuals, none who have done it.

Yet we all wonder - Can we get paid a one time fee for doing what we do every night anyways?

Anyone ever do this?
 
Originally posted by: MachFive
Does anyone know if sperm banks ACTUALLY pay money for semen samples? I've seen it mentioned in dozens of movies, yet am and hang out with dozens of broke-ass individuals, none who have done it.

Yet we all wonder - Can we get paid a one time fee for doing what we do every night anyways?

Anyone ever do this?
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I need to know this too. 😀
 
Donate plasma....lots of it.
Sell parts on eBay or FS/FT
Volunteer for scientific experiments at the local university 😉
 
Originally posted by: X-Man
Originally posted by: MachFive
Does anyone know if sperm banks ACTUALLY pay money for semen samples? I've seen it mentioned in dozens of movies, yet am and hang out with dozens of broke-ass individuals, none who have done it.

Yet we all wonder - Can we get paid a one time fee for doing what we do every night anyways?

Anyone ever do this?
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I need to know this too. 😀
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Up for a question I want to know also.

BUT don't you think you would be screwed if in say 20 years later a woman/guy comes up saying you are her biological father?!?! SCREWED.
 
Originally posted by: Koing
Originally posted by: X-Man
Originally posted by: MachFive
Does anyone know if sperm banks ACTUALLY pay money for semen samples? I've seen it mentioned in dozens of movies, yet am and hang out with dozens of broke-ass individuals, none who have done it.

Yet we all wonder - Can we get paid a one time fee for doing what we do every night anyways?

Anyone ever do this?
Click to expand...

I need to know this too. 😀
Click to expand...

Up for a question I want to know also.

BUT don't you think you would be screwed if in say 20 years later a woman/guy comes up saying you are her biological father?!?! SCREWED.
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I actually fancy the idea of donating sperm.

Who wouldn't want the sperm of a left-handed artist/computer technician with an above average IQ who's good at math, spelling, grammar, and creative writing?

As long as they don't stick my picture in the book with all the sperm donor prescriptions, I could make the top 100. 😛

Seriously though - This would be an assurance the even if I never have kids, my genetic material would have the chance to be passed onto the next generation. That's bonus, any way you look at it.

And hey, if I didn't have the sex, I don't consider myself the father. At that point, I'm a "genetic material donor." ;-)
 
Originally posted by: Koing
Originally posted by: X-Man
Originally posted by: MachFive
Does anyone know if sperm banks ACTUALLY pay money for semen samples? I've seen it mentioned in dozens of movies, yet am and hang out with dozens of broke-ass individuals, none who have done it.

Yet we all wonder - Can we get paid a one time fee for doing what we do every night anyways?

Anyone ever do this?
Click to expand...

I need to know this too. 😀
Click to expand...

Up for a question I want to know also.

BUT don't you think you would be screwed if in say 20 years later a woman/guy comes up saying you are her biological father?!?! SCREWED.
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No, cause the process is classified. You could walk past your son in 15 years time on the high street and would never notice.
 
You start a company called 'Ass Ticklers Faggots Fanclub' and take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag advertising the latest in ass-intruding dildos. You sell it with, I don't know, "does what no other dildo can do until now, the latest and greatest in sexual technology, guaranteed results or your money back", all that bollocks.

Now, these deals cost $25 a pop, that's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're going to give the recipients. But they send their checks to this other company name, nothing offensive, err, 'Bobby's Bits' for $25 or something. You take that $25 and stick it in a bank until it clears. Now this is the smart bit. You send back the check for $25 from the other company name, 'Ass Ticklers Faggots Fanclub' saying "we're sorry but we couldn't get the supplies from overseas because they ran out of stock."

Now you see how many people cash that check. Not a single soul. Because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle ass when they're not paying in checks?
 
You mow a couple of lawns for $25 each or do other yard work. Older people need someone that can get on a ladder to clean gutters or wash windows. You could probably get $50 for one of those jobs.
 
Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
You start a company called 'Ass Ticklers Faggots Fanclub' and take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag advertising the latest in ass-intruding dildos. You sell it with, I don't know, "does what no other dildo can do until now, the latest and greatest in sexual technology, guaranteed results or your money back", all that bollocks.

Now, these deals cost $25 a pop, that's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're going to give the recipients. But they send their checks to this other company name, nothing offensive, err, 'Bobby's Bits' for $25 or something. You take that $25 and stick it in a bank until it clears. Now this is the smart bit. You send back the check for $25 from the other company name, 'Ass Ticklers Faggots Fanclub' saying "we're sorry but we couldn't get the supplies from overseas because they ran out of stock."

Now you see how many people cash that check. Not a single soul. Because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle ass when they're not paying in checks?
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wow...that's impressive. you've done this before, haven't you?

wish i'd thought of it myself, actually...now i gotta give you royalties if i use it. but then, YOU wouldnt cash those checks, either, would ya? :Q
 
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