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[moonbogg]

HONG KONG ANGER TURNS TOWARD THE WEST WITH ANTI U.S. FLARE UP

 

[Newell Steamer]

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA HAS TURNED THE WHITE HOUSE INTO A MOSQUE WITH MUSLIM PRAYER CURTAIN,...

RITUAL MURDERS OF HINDUS AND WHITE CHRISTIAN WOMEN COULD BE NEXT,.. developing.

 

[Doc Savage Fan]

Gun Background Checks Found To Prevent Mass Murders

Reset Strategy Works! Putin Displays Tears Of Gratitude!

Guantanamo Closed!

 

[Smoblikat]

Prohibition works!

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Stupidity mutates into ebola. 99% of the world doomed.

 

[glenn1]

Mothers form "stop violence against balls" campaign to deligitimize most sports
Dateline: Williamsburg, Brooklyn

A group of concerned parents and anti-bullying activists have began a group aimed at stigmatizing and ultimately banning sports involving balls. "We need to stop teaching our kids to aggressively hit, throw, and kick defenseless objects, whether they're balls, pucks, or shuttlecocks" said group spokesperson Amy Smith. "When we legitimize this type of violence, it sends a clear message to our children that it's okay to hit and create pointless conflict in the name of their own jingoistic group, giving implicit sanction to military actions against other nations who are seen as nothing more than the 'guys in the other jerseys' and not worthy of our compassion in the name of capturing and maintaining hostile possession of the ball."

 

[Doc Savage Fan]

GOP Punches Self In Eye, Blames Dems!

"They keep making us hit ourselves!"

 

[DominionSeraph]

LMSM uses GOP missteps to divert from Benghazi.

"Just another example of their war against White Christians."

 

[Matt1970]

This just in !!!

Everyone in Congress thinks everyone else in Congress is an idiot! Turns out they are right.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Senator Cruz wants all porn removed from the internet to protect the children!

 

[manimal]

Finkel is Einhorn

 

[UberNeuman]

 

[Pulsar]

David Mcowend reforms and becomes useful to society. World is skeptical. News at at 11.

 

[MongGrel]

Ebola kills 90% of the worlds population.

The remaining 10% start to realize the people that Engineers/Manufacturers/Maintenance people keeping an Infrastructure promotes even keeping their lives to what they are even currently, would be worth acknowledging.

 

[moonbogg]

LOL. NICE. Did you make that? This and the Obama one...NICE

 

[Moonbeam]

Cure for CBD found; conservatives refuse to take it. CBD Pride March scheduled for November to push for CBD national holiday.

 

[D-Man]

Police called to Anandtech Grade School

Principal Harvey Wallbanger placed a call to the police department late last evening to report a man in a 5th grade classroom writing on the chalkboard. Mr. Wallbanger was concerned as the subject later identified as Moonbeam was writing CBD over and over again in colored chalk. Officers Jim Beam and Hiram Walker confronted Mr. Moonbeam and attempted to place him under arrest at which time he became uncontrollable and started screaming CBD CBD. Officer Jim Beam stated the only way we could place him under arrest was to Tase him. Mr. Moonbeam was transported to the local Mental Hospital and placed under observation. No charges have been filed and the incident is still under investigation. Police were informed Mr. Moonbeam also known as Mooney on a P&N Forum may have infected others. Officer Hiram Walker is looking into the possibility that others may have been infected.

 

[z1ggy]

Three new viruses found that are more contagious and deadly than ebola, causing planes to crash and disappear.

Terrorism.

 

[IronWing]

Justice Dept. Blocks Sheriff Arpaio's Attempt to Deport Ebola

- Would violate International Harmonization Treaty on Trade in Infectious Diseases: Justice
- NWO shares up 7% on news
- Arpaio vows to detain ebola pending appeal
- Sheriff Joe's Posse calls in sick