Make your own damn beef!

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Go to auction. Buy good cow. Hit cow on the head with a big rock.
Make great beef.

End of story.



End of rant.

 

[ScottSwing]

I like to make my own cows.

 

[Juddog]

I like to make my own cows.

Buy herd of cows. Collect bull sperm that have desirable qualities, impregnate females with male bull sperm. Watch calves pop out, collect milk to make cheese. While aging cheese in cellar, watch baby calf grow up. Slaughter full grown cow, remove cheese from storage, make burgers with your own cheese on top.

 

[moshquerade]

how about turkey burgers or portobello mushroom burgers? where do they fit in?
they want to be wanted to.

 

[ScottSwing]

how about turkey burgers or portobello mushroom burgers? where do they fit in?
they want to be wanted to.

Turkey? D:

 

[moshquerade]

Turkey? D:

Shhhhh... do not tell Ted Nugent about it.

"I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey-fake-anything sucks."


http://www.swapmeetdave.com/United/Nugent.htm