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[GroundZero]

Conspiracy Theory Generator

 

[ShotgunSteven]

I love it! 😀

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand infinity you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Islamic Jihad made up of African-Americans with help from Democrats.
The conspiracy first started during the Revolutionary War in Kalamazoo, Michigan. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Boston Tea Party.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nose-picking.

They want to mug Pat Robertson and imprison resisters in California using cars.

In order to prepare for this, we all must invasion. Since the media is controlled by NRA we should get our information from Jesse Jackson.

 

[GroundZero]

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[ShotgunSteven]

I guess no one else wanted to bother filling in all the blanks. 🙁

 

[DanTMWTMP]

hehehehehe

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
I guess no one else wanted to bother filling in all the blanks. 🙁

mine sucked and didnt make much sense.

 

[BigJelly]

Here, courtesy of Turn Left you can come up with a Wacko Right Wing Conspiracy Theory of your very own.

LOL there aren't any left wing ones?
1.) Bush knew about 9-11 and did nothing (some even believe he helped it)
2.) Clinton's "Right Wing Conspiricay" that controls all--yet failed to stop her and Bill from getting elected.

Yeah the conservatives are the only ones that have consipacy theories. But of course i'm part of the "Right Wing Conspiracy" that controls all.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: BigJelly

Here, courtesy of Turn Left you can come up with a Wacko Right Wing Conspiracy Theory of your very own.

LOL there aren't any left wing ones?
1.) Bush knew about 9-11 and did nothing (some even believe he helped it)
2.) Clinton's "Right Wing Conspiricay" that controls all--yet failed to stop her and Bill from getting elected.

Yeah the conservatives are the only ones that have consipacy theories. But of course i'm part of the "Right Wing Conspiracy" that controls all.

I am too, thus when I saw it was a liberal site, I tweaked my answers a bit. 😉

 

[vi edit]

In order to understand bathing you need to realize that everything is controlled by a free masons made up of midgets with help from Klu Klux Klan.
The conspiracy first started during the nuking of hiroshima in Disney Land. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Custer's Last Stand.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by scratching your nuts.

They want to blugeoned by a steel dildo 700 Club and imprison resisters in France using dog sleds.

In order to prepare for this, we all must nuke 'em. Since the media is controlled by ACLU we should get our information from Fox News


Hmmmm....doesn't flow too well 😱

 

[SSP]

Last part:

In order to prepare for this, we all must st/\b. Since the media is controlled by BUSH we should get our information from BILL.

buahahah! 😀

 

[Walleye]

In order to understand Aristocracy you need to realize that everything is controlled by Proliferationists made up of Blacks with help from Ouchies.
The conspiracy first started during WWII in Nuremburg. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Battle of Troy.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Picking noses.

They want to Slug someone named Jack Billybob and imprison resisters in North Korea using Hover Bikes.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Bombing. Since the media is controlled by Andrew McElvey we should get our information from Me.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: BigJelly

Here, courtesy of Turn Left you can come up with a Wacko Right Wing Conspiracy Theory of your very own.

LOL there aren't any left wing ones?
1.) Bush knew about 9-11 and did nothing (some even believe he helped it)
2.) Clinton's "Right Wing Conspiricay" that controls all--yet failed to stop her and Bill from getting elected.

Yeah the conservatives are the only ones that have consipacy theories. But of course i'm part of the "Right Wing Conspiracy" that controls all.

then why dont you include whats in my sig in yours?

 

[BigJelly]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: BigJelly

Here, courtesy of Turn Left you can come up with a Wacko Right Wing Conspiracy Theory of your very own.

LOL there aren't any left wing ones?
1.) Bush knew about 9-11 and did nothing (some even believe he helped it)
2.) Clinton's "Right Wing Conspiricay" that controls all--yet failed to stop her and Bill from getting elected.

Yeah the conservatives are the only ones that have consipacy theories. But of course i'm part of the "Right Wing Conspiracy" that controls all.

then why dont you include whats in my sig in yours?

done 😀

 

[Atlantean]

Thats pretty funny.

 

[Walleye]

😀