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KillyKillall

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Alright Anandtech..share with us the funniest moment in your entire life.

I'll post mine as soon as I think about it enough to post one.
 
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webcammie

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when i was 12 my aunt cut my hair one summer. Instead of TRIMMING my long black hair like she was supposed to, she turned me into TEH fob boy with a bowl haircut. IN THE SUMMER. Needless to say, I cried for two days and didnt come out of the house the whole summer. It was THAT bad.
 
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KillyKillall

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Originally posted by: krnxpride83
i peed in my pants
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You reminded me of one!!

I used to tickle my cousin and torture him when I was about 12. So one time...he kept saying, "I'm going to pee my pants!" but he always threatened that just to make me stop tickling....

This time he did..ALL OVER...I cracked up so hard..but he ran away crying...

That was mean and funny....
 
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Codegen

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This was in grade 6:

Me: "You don't look to well"
Friend: "Yeah I kn--- *RRRRRRRRRRETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH*

I've been puked on twice in my lifetime.

Oh, and then there is also the fact that I was so tired I could barely talk today.
 
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Skunkwourk

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Not the funniest, I save those, but heres one.

Wasn't funny when it happened, but it is now. Anyway. I was in junior high and coming home and I had to crap pretty bad. Up until that time I was given just one house key. Well no I didn't forget my key, but my mom neglected to give me a key for the dead bolt and she locked it that day. So after kicking the door a few times, I walked to the side of the house and took my crap next to the chimney. Wiped off with my boxers and just left them there. I was too pissed off to care so when my mom finally came home I yelled at her. Then she saw what I left and told me to clean it up, and I yelled back at her "Its your fault YOU CLEAN IT UP"....
 
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shilala

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Originally posted by: webcammie
when i was 12 my aunt cut my hair one summer. Instead of TRIMMING my long black hair like she was supposed to, she turned me into TEH fob boy with a bowl haircut. IN THE SUMMER. Needless to say, I cried for two days and didnt come out of the house the whole summer. It was THAT bad.
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You could shave lightning bolts in the side of my head and paint my hair green and I'm still going out to do whatever I damn well please.
 
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Ricemarine

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How about.

I tried to fart.
But then a piece of sh!t came out.
and I had to sit on that cold little mutha FVKER until I got home. from Home Depot.
 
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Codegen

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Oh, and I told the sub-teacher to go f?ck himself.

There was also this one time in grade 6 where I was trying to hold in a fart (stupid manners). I then sneezed and it sounded like a shotgun went off. Teacher gave me an odd look and then continued to lecture the class.
 
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l Xes l

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Originally posted by: Ricemarine
How about.

I tried to fart.
But then a piece of sh!t came out.
and I had to sit on that cold little mutha FVKER until I got home. from Home Depot.
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the word is "shart"
 
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DAGTA

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Originally posted by: Codegen There was also this one time in grade 6 where I was trying to hold in a fart (stupid manners). I then sneezed and it sounded like a shotgun went off. Teacher gave me an odd look and then continued to lecture the class.
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:laugh:

 
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Steve

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When I was in grade 5 I brought a whoopie cushion to school, and put it on the teacher's chair, under the cushion she sat on. This was during lunch hour, and when class was starting up again she stood there and talked for ten minutes, so I forgot about it. Finally she sat down, hard and fast, and the thing ripped this loud noise and the whole class was cracking up so hard, some of us were in tears. She laughed too, and knew it was me because I had the reddest face. She took it away from me, but it was worth it. Oh, and she gave it back to me later :)
 
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Fritzo

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Had quite a few that tied for top. All seemed to happen in college for some odd reason:

Friend dressed a blowup doll in a sexy dress and took it to the movies, bought it a ticket, bought it a hot dog and put it in her mouth, then watched the movie with the hot dog sticking out of her mouth. He put the moves on her during the movie...man that was a riot!

Working for a cartering company, we were driving two vans back from a swanky party and had a cake throwing fight between the two vans while driving back. We threw about $400 worth of left over desserts at each other. When we got back, the vans looked like giant frosted covered cream puffs. We were all covered in whipped cream, cherries, cake..the works. We then hosed everything down and the bosses were no-the-wiser the next day.

At a party, a guy stuffed dry ice into a 2ltr bottle, filled it 1/2 way with water, capped it, then threw it. 5 minutes later, it EXPLODED with such force, it blew the side windows out of a van in the parking lot. Wow...science is dangerous!!!

And finally, at a frat party, a guy got drunk and passed out (the WORST place to pass out). We had an old pipe sticking out of the wall, so someone thought it would be funny to take a picture of a skanky girl we knew and put her pipe through the mouth of the picture, then move the couch he was on up to the pipe and put his...errr...thingy in the pipe. He did it, but there was a problem where it appearently became swollen, and the guy woke up unable to get his d!ck out of the pipe. The emergency squad had to be called in and remove him. The story was on the local news and they mentioned his name and showed his picture on the air BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA!
 
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Kalbi

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Originally posted by: webcammie
when i was 12 my aunt cut my hair one summer. Instead of TRIMMING my long black hair like she was supposed to, she turned me into TEH fob boy with a bowl haircut. IN THE SUMMER. Needless to say, I cried for two days and didnt come out of the house the whole summer. It was THAT bad.
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WTF are you gay? I thought you had a date with a dude?!
 
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ajpa123

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When i was younger, I worked in a store that had a statue of a dog in the front window. So I was dressing up the window, reaching into the corner, straddling the dog, becuase that was the only way to scotch tape something to the glass shelf below.

Anyways, my coworker says, 'how's it goin?'

I answered, 'I'm almost done, I'm humping the dog'... and as i look up, an old lady had just entered and gave me the strangest look.

Thank god she had a sense of humor though :D You kinda sorta had to be there.
 
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mdchesne

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my friend and I were walking through the aisle bordering the clothes section of walmart. He was talking about how he banged this chick last night. I forgot what he said exactly, but when he said "penis" he said it louder than anything else, almost yelled it for some reason. I look around making sure noone heard him, and up pops these old lady's head from the field of clothesracks. like groundhogs! they just appeared at the sound of penis. we staggered out of walmart laughing
 
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