make up vs fake jugs

anfernyDC

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sup yall this be a long serious story. at this club i work at there be buncha girls workin there and they talk alot. and one of the thing they talk about is like, talk trash bout other girl look, like one of them say, 'that jlo skank got a fake ass every1 knows, she so fake mmm hmmm'. or like, 'that hoe megan fox got fake jugs, what a fake bit#h'. all this time im just thinkin well it make sense they be mad if them girls with fake jugs be stealin there man when there jugs aint legit, an it is big deal because some guys want to make sure they kids get enough milk since there is study where kid that were breast feed dont get cancer and stuff and be mad smart.

but like, those girls be wearing bunch of make up and like high heels, trick guys into think they be like 6 foot tall when they only 5 and got good skin when they got scars an stuff...which i think is like tricking guys too. so how come it seem like ok to trash girl who get fake jug but not peeps who wear make up an stuff?

i think of this cuz of what happen recently. few week ago met this girl outside club at 5am, she seem pretty chill and look petty so i does the usual u know? flash my gold wallet (not real tho spray painted), make sure she can see my nice watch an stuff, offer to buy drink. work as usual, and we be goin out together for while since then. yesterday for july 4th we had romantic dinner at chuckie cheese and came back my place and had some fancy merlot wine. gave her some gold chain as present and she want to marry me that moment, an i woulda except when we went to marriage place, i was short fitty dollar so i say, np we do it tomorrow i borrow some cash from my bro, happy owen and do it then.

so then we back at my place, and we got all romantic, and i swear it was just like in shakespear book when she say, "oh anferny, please bone me". i was in heaven.

this morning tho, i get up early cause im so happy, an notice some junk on her lip so i was like no problem, i wipe that for u. and i wipe it off, but when i do, alot of lipstick come off. like spoonful. so i wipe some more. and i notice...there are lotta wart thingy on her lip i didnt see before cuz of lipstick. i got real scared then, cuz i thought i might get aids or something, and i'd lose daytime job of lifeguard (work as bouncer only at night). i then wipe some more makeup on face, and she look looot older...like 47 when she look 17 with make up. all this time i be thinking, braah! i almost marry 47 year old...that make up shit is awful at least with fake jugs i know it is fake.

what yalls opinion on that? :confused:

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PlasmaBomb

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I flash my gold wallet and nice watch...
and cast level 3 eroticism, turning her into a beautiful woman.
 

JJChicken

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lol epic thread in the process of becoming epic

i feel ya brah, them hoes fakin for our monay
 

Bignate603

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Originally posted by: anfernyDC
sup yall this be a long serious story. at this club i work at there be buncha girls workin there and they talk alot. and one of the thing they talk about is like, talk trash bout other girl look, like one of them say, 'that jlo skank got a fake ass every1 knows, she so fake mmm hmmm'. or like, 'that hoe megan fox got fake jugs, what a fake bit#h'. all this time im just thinkin well it make sense they be mad if them girls with fake jugs be stealin there man when there jugs aint legit, an it is big deal because some guys want to make sure they kids get enough milk since there is study where kid that were breast feed dont get cancer and stuff and be mad smart.

but like, those girls be wearing bunch of make up and like high heels, trick guys into think they be like 6 foot tall when they only 5 and got good skin when they got scars an stuff...which i think is like tricking guys too. so how come it seem like ok to trash girl who get fake jug but not peeps who wear make up an stuff?

i think of this cuz of what happen recently. few week ago met this girl outside club at 5am, she seem pretty chill and look petty so i does the usual u know? flash my gold wallet (not real tho spray painted), make sure she can see my nice watch an stuff, offer to buy drink. work as usual, and we be goin out together for while since then. yesterday for july 4th we had romantic dinner at chuckie cheese and came back my place and had some fancy merlot wine. gave her some gold chain as present and she want to marry me that moment, an i woulda except when we went to marriage place, i was short fitty dollar so i say, np we do it tomorrow i borrow some cash from my bro, happy owen and do it then.

so then we back at my place, and we got all romantic, and i swear it was just like in shakespear book when she say, "oh anferny, please bone me". i was in heaven.

this morning tho, i get up early cause im so happy, an notice some junk on her lip so i was like no problem, i wipe that for u. and i wipe it off, but when i do, alot of lipstick come off. like spoonful. so i wipe some more. and i notice...there are lotta wart thingy on her lip i didnt see before cuz of lipstick. i got real scared then, cuz i thought i might get aids or something, and i'd lose daytime job of lifeguard (work as bouncer only at night). i then wipe some more makeup on face, and she look looot older...like 47 when she look 17 with make up. all this time i be thinking, braah! i almost marry 47 year old...that make up shit is awful at least with fake jugs i know it is fake.

what yalls opinion on that? :confused:

What the hell, if you say 'like' that much when you're typing you must say it almost every other word when you're talking