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schneiderguy

schneiderguy

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"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

I look blankly at him. "You mean…"

"Now, you don't really feel that way," Violent J says. "You don't really hate her mom. But for this moment when you're trying to fuck this girl, fuck her! And that's what we mean when we say fuck scientists. Sometimes they kill all the cool mysteries away. When I was a kid, they couldn't tell you how pyramids were made…"

"Like Stonehenge and Easter Island," says Shaggy. "Nobody knows how that shit got there."

"But since then, scientists go, 'I've got an explanation for that.' It's like, fuck you! I like to believe it was something out of this world."
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Those are words of a genius.
 
Iron Woode

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MrMatt said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

Wow...how did I miss this? I've been posting way too many whiny troll threads in L&R...

"Magic all over in this bitch"
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Matthiasa

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Now the real question is if anyone here can actually explain how and why they work, not just the math that came from observations. :p
 
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Alone

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I just can't get over the word "Juggalo". If it weren't for them, I probably wouldn't have ICP so much. But I just fucking hate that word.
 
Malak

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I had seen the video, but until now had assumed it was some parody. The fact that this is not only an actual song would have shocked me if it weren't ICP. I'd rather listen to New Kids On the Block.
 
WelshBloke

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Malak said:
I had seen the video, but until now had assumed it was some parody. The fact that this is not only an actual song would have shocked me if it weren't ICP. I'd rather listen to New Kids On the Block.
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I cant tell if they are trolling everyone or they are really that retarded.:|
 
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ShawnD1

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Fenixgoon said:
unpaired electrons

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:p
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I think ICP is asking a more lower level question. Why do unpaired electrons respond to magnetic fields? Why do moving electrons always generate a field? Why can't the electrons flow without generating a magnetic field? Why are electricity and magnetism so closely tied together?

Fucking unpaired electrons. How do they work?!?
 
MrMatt

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It's funny, but to be honest no one knows why the unpaired electrons are attracted to each other. As bad as I rip on them, no one really knows.

Fortunately, I have a retard to English translator and can actually interpret that interview:
"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"
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If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom comes home, you are PISSED at her mom.


I look blankly at him. "You mean…"

"Now, you don't really feel that way," Violent J says. "You don't really hate her mom. But for this moment when you're trying to fuck this girl, fuck her! And that's what we mean when we say fuck scientists. Sometimes they kill all the cool mysteries away. When I was a kid, they couldn't tell you how pyramids were made…"
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Maybe her mom is ok, but you still hate her because she's taking away something you like. That's how I view scientists; there were all these things that made the world seem magical when you were a kid, that made it fun to explore. And scientists ruin that in a way when they come up for basic explanations for things.
"Like Stonehenge and Easter Island," says Shaggy. "Nobody knows how that shit got there."

"But since then, scientists go, 'I've got an explanation for that.' It's like, fuck you! I like to believe it was something out of this world."
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;astkl;as;tewhargrabrl

ok, translator can't figure that one out
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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I got told by some fatass crazy looking chick her homeboys were going to kick my ass as she blared her horn at me. (she didn't want to stop for a stop sign when my dogs and I were crossing a road).

I told her, "stupid bitch, I ain't worried about no homeboys with Faygo stickers all over your beater, make sure those clowns are here tomorrow...I have something for them."

never saw her again sadly. ICP is serious business.
 
DAPUNISHER

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The funniest one I have seen is of Fedor with "Fucking triangles! How do they work?!?"
 
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ShawnD1 said:
I think ICP is asking a more lower level question. Why do unpaired electrons respond to magnetic fields? Why do moving electrons always generate a field? Why can't the electrons flow without generating a magnetic field? Why are electricity and magnetism so closely tied together?
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No, I really doubt they are...
 
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