Magnesium Citrate

[funboy6942]

It makes you poop! At least I will be in one half hour to 2 hours from now. I am not looking forward to tomorrow, at all. Only took over 15 years to finally get a gastro guy to listen to me about the pains I been dealing with in one spot in my stomach that started over 15 years ago when I was around 22 years old when I went to the bathroom one morning and shat out nothing butt blood.

Been dealing with blood in my Shat and a pain in my side for all this time. I told every doctor about it, no one bothered to even take a look see down there, though I didnt really like the thought of them looking anyway, and the new doc is pissed that even my new doctor I got now who referred me to him, never bothered to look before sending me to see him. Im not only NOT liking the idea that the doc is going to get a up close and personal relationship with me in a way my wife has never has, but scarred to find out that because its been so long with this on going I hate to know what he finds out.

Eww, got 1/4th bottle left of a 10oz glass jar, and Im not wanting to finish it, at all, but a gotta, so here I go to chug chug chug, then poo poo poo, then chug poo chug poo, I can doit, yes I can yes I can, yes I can, chug poo, chug poo, squirt squirrrrrrrrrrrrrt, chug poo, chug poo, chug poo, pffft pffttttt.

UPDATE
Bit of great news, after fearing the worst I was told I have been dealing with internal hemorrhoids for the last 15 years and thats why the pain on one side, and the blood on the paper. I am sooooooooooo relieved thats all that was found, I can happily deal with that

Man food never tasted sooooooooo goooooood! Day and a half with no food, 12 hours with nothing to drink, that S U C K E D! Went to Krystal's and got me a Cheese n bacon double stack. Man their food put sonic, well pretty much any fast food burger joint to shame.

One down, about 5 more to go, tests that is not burgers One filled me up just fine.

 

[Iron Woode]

wrong forum

 

[Eli]

:Q

 

[Tooncesthedrivingcat]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
I was around 22 years old when I went to the bathroom one morning and shat out nothing butt blood.

No pun intended.

 

[nakedfrog]

And you're SURE you're not on any "fun" drugs at the moment?

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat

Originally posted by: funboy6942
I was around 22 years old when I went to the bathroom one morning and shat out nothing butt blood.

No pun intended.

I couldnt resist, just like when I post up my single slut video cards

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
And you're SURE you're not on any "fun" drugs at the moment?

Oh I wish I were, I REALLY wish I were. I finished the bottle off, gross stuff that is. Now I feel bloated though Ive had nothing to eat since 9pm yesterday, and I cant eat till its all over with, and thats not till sometime around 3-4pm after I wake up from being put to sleep for the procedure, TOMORROW. This is going to be one shitty day

My stomach feels as if someone is stabbing me with a whole kitchen set of knives, wtf is up with that?

 

[x-alki]

Dont sweat it, the hard part is prepping for the procedure. I went in for mine and it was a shot of versed, knocked out, woke with no funny feeling in my nether regions. When a nurse took my blood pressure before the procedure she said it was kind of high. I said "I'm about to have a camera shoved up my ass I wonder why it would be high".

Good luck!

 

[skace]

Best of luck to you.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: funboy6942

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
And you're SURE you're not on any "fun" drugs at the moment?

Oh I wish I were, I REALLY wish I were. I finished the bottle off, gross stuff that is. Now I feel bloated though Ive had nothing to eat since 9pm yesterday, and I cant eat till its all over with, and thats not till sometime around 3-4pm after I wake up from being put to sleep for the procedure, TOMORROW. This is going to be one shitty day

My stomach feels as if someone is stabbing me with a whole kitchen set of knives, wtf is up with that?

That's how it feels when I get really hungry.

 

[MrPickins]

Some things I just don't care to know...

 

[child of wonder]

Messed up. I've had odd little pains in my abdomen that come and go. They're minor and appear right below my waistline, up and to my right of it, and up and bit higher to my left of the waistline. Plus my stomach makes a lot of noise. Also started having issues with constipation about 5 months ago. Saw doc 4 months ago and he said to take Miralax for 3-4 days in a row to clean out my system and things worked well after that. But now things have been getting worse again in the last 2 months. It's really fricking annoying to have hard stool despite drinking a minimum of 48 oz of water each day plus a yogurt for breakfast and fruit at least once a day.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
so here I go to chug chug chug, then poo poo poo, then chug poo chug poo, I can doit, yes I can yes I can, yes I can, chug poo, chug poo, squirt squirrrrrrrrrrrrrt, chug poo, chug poo, chug poo, pffft pffttttt.

Wow, this needs to go into someone's sig. :shocked:

 

[funboy6942]

updated

Any why not put that in yours

 

[Anubis]

hehehe

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: Anubis
hehehe

HA! thank you! First quote in a sig woo hoooo, chug, done pooed out, chug, no more poo man, chug, DIDNT YOU HEAR ME YOUR SHIT IS OUT!
awwwwwwww
pft