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Magazine stealers

My Sunday paper kept disappearing out of the driveway before I could get to it. Got up early one morning to stake things out. Saw my neighbor across the street take it. The week after that I got up extra early and after the paper was delivered I went into the back yard and scooped a bunch of dog sh1t up into it and rolled it back up and put it in the driveway. Since then my paper is always there on Sunday mornings.
 
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
My Sunday paper kept disappearing out of the driveway before I could get to it. Got up early one morning to stake things out. Saw my neighbor across the street take it. The week after that I got up extra early and after the paper was delivered I went into the back yard and scooped a bunch of dog sh1t up into it and rolled it back up and put it in the driveway. Since then my paper is always there on Sunday mornings.
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Don't you live in Texas? I thought in Texas you could shoot thieves legally
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
My Sunday paper kept disappearing out of the driveway before I could get to it. Got up early one morning to stake things out. Saw my neighbor across the street take it. The week after that I got up extra early and after the paper was delivered I went into the back yard and scooped a bunch of dog sh1t up into it and rolled it back up and put it in the driveway. Since then my paper is always there on Sunday mornings.
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Don't you live in Texas? I thought in Texas you could shoot thieves legally
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Hehe. Yeah. Thought the dog sh1t would be funny and effective.

 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
My Sunday paper kept disappearing out of the driveway before I could get to it. Got up early one morning to stake things out. Saw my neighbor across the street take it. The week after that I got up extra early and after the paper was delivered I went into the back yard and scooped a bunch of dog sh1t up into it and rolled it back up and put it in the driveway. Since then my paper is always there on Sunday mornings.
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Don't you live in Texas? I thought in Texas you could shoot thieves legally
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You can, but it's prolly not as fun.
 
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
My Sunday paper kept disappearing out of the driveway before I could get to it. Got up early one morning to stake things out. Saw my neighbor across the street take it. The week after that I got up extra early and after the paper was delivered I went into the back yard and scooped a bunch of dog sh1t up into it and rolled it back up and put it in the driveway. Since then my paper is always there on Sunday mornings.
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Thats awesome. Bet that guy was pissed
 
Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
My Sunday paper kept disappearing out of the driveway before I could get to it. Got up early one morning to stake things out. Saw my neighbor across the street take it. The week after that I got up extra early and after the paper was delivered I went into the back yard and scooped a bunch of dog sh1t up into it and rolled it back up and put it in the driveway. Since then my paper is always there on Sunday mornings.
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Thats awesome. Bet that guy was pissed
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No great loss. I hate most of my neighbors anyway. There is the super nosey retired guy next door. Across the street you have the paper stealing weirdo who walks around in shorts, knee high socks and 1/2 shirts. Next door to him you have the lady who has somewhere around 10,000 Schnauzers who bark constantly. Across from her you have the young, not older than 25, couple who scream at each other constantly and have the police at their house at least twice a week. Lots of fun I tell you. I even live in a nice neighborhood. I would hate to see what a bad one would be like.

 
After they take it from you, say, "hey, wait just a minute..." and ease the magazine out of their hands.
Roll it up very slowly and swat them in the ear with it.
Hilarity ensues.
 
Originally posted by: shilala
After they take it from you, say, "hey, wait just a minute..." and ease the magazine out of their hands.
Roll it up very slowly and swat them in the ear with it.
Hilarity ensues.
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Yeah I guess I could do that. I just hate showing someone a picture in a mag, then they start flipping through the pages, reading articles and stuff.
 
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