>> A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten
>> million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf, and it was considered an
>> occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was
>> assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything and
>> never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the
>> bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his
>> attorney, who knows sign language.
>>
>>
>> The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the $10 million bucks you
>> embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the
>> bookkeeper where the money is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I
>> don't know what you are talking about."
>>
>> The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
>> talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts
>> it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
>>
>> The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you
>> don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is
>> in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's
>> backyard in Queens!"
>>
>> The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
>>
>> *The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
>> trigger!!"*
>>
>>
>> *DON'T YOU JUST LOVE LAWYERS?*
-=bmacd=-
>> million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf, and it was considered an
>> occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was
>> assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything and
>> never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the
>> bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his
>> attorney, who knows sign language.
>>
>>
>> The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the $10 million bucks you
>> embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the
>> bookkeeper where the money is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I
>> don't know what you are talking about."
>>
>> The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
>> talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts
>> it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
>>
>> The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you
>> don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is
>> in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's
>> backyard in Queens!"
>>
>> The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
>>
>> *The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
>> trigger!!"*
>>
>>
>> *DON'T YOU JUST LOVE LAWYERS?*
-=bmacd=-
