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Made a good quote tonight on the phone.

alkemyst

alkemyst

No Lifer
Good for couples I guess, the chick was sort of dwelling on that comment to her situation.

Don't know what spurred it.

Another wierd conversation today was about a friend's grandpa sitting out the almonds in his chocolate saying they are the seeds/pits and why is everyone eating them. 🙂 Sucks to get old, but you are an instant standup comic.
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Good for couples I guess, the chick was sort of dwelling on that comment to her situation.

Don't know what spurred it.

Another wierd conversation today was about a friend's grandpa sitting out the almonds in his chocolate saying they are the seeds/pits and why is everyone eating them. 🙂 Sucks to get old, but you are an instant standup comic.
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Please lay off the crack. Kthxbye.

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Good for couples I guess, the chick was sort of dwelling on that comment to her situation.

Don't know what spurred it.

Another wierd conversation today was about a friend's grandpa sitting out the almonds in his chocolate saying they are the seeds/pits and why is everyone eating them. 🙂 Sucks to get old, but you are an instant standup comic.
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lol, almonds as seeds... 😀
 
Originally posted by: Jinru
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Good for couples I guess, the chick was sort of dwelling on that comment to her situation.

Don't know what spurred it.

Another wierd conversation today was about a friend's grandpa sitting out the almonds in his chocolate saying they are the seeds/pits and why is everyone eating them. 🙂 Sucks to get old, but you are an instant standup comic.
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lol, almonds as seeds... 😀
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What's so funny? Techincally, the almond nut you eat, IS the seed...just like a peach pit...
 
100 acre woods is winnie the pooh...lots of women talk about that story. Guess most in this post missed women.

The old man part is messed up but funny
 
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: alkemyst
grandpa sitting out the almonds
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Not that it will make the rest of it make sense, but did you mean spitting?
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Could be splitting or even sh1tting... Hell, I'm assuming the latter given how crazy-ass fvcked up the rest of the posts are.
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: MazerRackham
Originally posted by: alkemyst
100 acre woods is winnie the pooh...lots of women talk about that story. Guess most in this post missed women.

The old man part is messed up but funny
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WHAT.
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jesus ATOT is painful sometimes...here's a wiki on it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Acre_Wood
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I think we get that - I just don't know what that has to do with a brush fire or being a good quote
 
forget this...grandfather was spitting them out.

Winnie the Pooh's home getting brush-fired is not a hard concept, except from the virgins here.

Sorry.
 
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