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Maddox is writing a book

:laugh:

That's right assholes, I'm working with an illustrator on my very own comic book. As if this announcement isn't enough to make you question your faith, I'm going to include one or more of the following in my comic book:

# Old people being yelled at.
# Children being thrown out of buildings.
# Stuck up liberal arts majors discovering what my fist tastes like.
# Lumber jacks wrestling sharks.
# Giant piles of lesbians eating beef jerky and/or playing video games.
# Exploding dinosaurs.
# Zombies slammed into wood chippers.
# Small animals being punted over a fence.
# People getting kicked in the mouth.
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A book length dose of Maddox . . . that you have to pay for.

That would be like your unfunny Uncle Jerry taking one of his knock knock jokes and blowing it up into an eight hour monologue, then charging admission.

No thanks.
 
Originally posted by: werk
Originally posted by: MacBaine
Originally posted by: werk
Great, 144 pages of unfunny sarcasm.
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Will you really be able to fit all 18221 posts on 144 pages?
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Speaking of unfunny sarcasm, here's the second in command. :roll:
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That was funny, you got pwned, Maddox rules, you suck.

/waits for lame spider retaliation
 
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: werk
Originally posted by: MacBaine
Originally posted by: werk
Great, 144 pages of unfunny sarcasm.
Click to expand...

Will you really be able to fit all 18221 posts on 144 pages?
Click to expand...

Speaking of unfunny sarcasm, here's the second in command. :roll:
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That was funny, you got pwned, Maddox rules, you suck.

/waits for lame spider retaliation
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Sorry, the spider joke is about as stale and unfunny as Maddox. Nice baiting though.
 
I'll admit a lot of his stuff is funny, but the how the hell did he ever START relations with a publisher that would want to produce his works? I thought even great writers that are just starting out often have really hard times getting their book published.
 
I'm not gonna say Maddox sucks all the time, cause some of his posts are funny. An entire book though? That's gonna suck. There's only so much you can take of an obnoxious guy thinking he's better than everyone else.
 
maddox is an obnoxious loser. i'm not going to tell someone else how to waste their time though.
 
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