Mackenzie Bezos on the market

[UglyCasanova]

I’m single and broke

 

[Greenman]

Yeah, the approx. $26 billion she stands to get from the divorce is the only attractive thing about her...

26 billion would make even you good looking Boomer.

 

[zinfamous]

26 billion would make even you good looking Boomer.

I would probably do Boomer for only $1 billion.

true story.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

I would probably do Boomer for only $1 billion.

true story.

At Boomer’s incredibly advanced age, I’m not sure he’d survive.

 

[brianmanahan]

I think she's attractive. Nothing really fake going on in the pics. Girl next door kinda look going on IMO.

agreed

 

[zinfamous]

At Boomer’s incredibly advanced age, I’m not sure he’d survive.

Not my problem. As long as I get paid.

 

[SKORPI0]

i bet you haven't even seen her elbows

it's true! they are suspiciously obscured in all of these photos!

Pointy indeed.

 

[Printer Bandit]

yikes

 

[BoomerD]

26 billion would make even you good looking Boomer.

“I’m too sexy for my clothes!”

I would probably do Boomer for only $1 billion.


true story.

You’re cheap...and easy.

At Boomer’s incredibly advanced age, I’m not sure he’d survive.

Not my problem. As long as I get paid.

 

[paperfist]

yikes

Wow his nose got bigger...