Machete Trailer! Deniro and Seagal in the same movie?!

fustercluck

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Trailer

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Looks pretty awesome :D

Machete was first made as a mock trailer for the Robert Rodriguez/Taratino collaboration Grindhouse. Also got a nice cast...Danny Trejo who's been a character actor for a long time. Two hotties in Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez. Then two names you don't see together very often...Robert Deniro and Steven Seagal. I was always hoping someone would cast Seagal in a decent movie someday :)
 

deadlyapp

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What a terrible looking movie ROFL. It looks on par with shoot em up.

BUT GOD I WANT TO TOUCH THE HINEY SO BAD.
 

Fingolfin269

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Hahah best trailer ever but needs more Jason Vorhees cameos.

Definitely goes to the top of my "Awful looking movies that I must see" list.
 

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Talk about ruining the joke. As a mock trailer it was funny but stretching it out into a movie is a dumb idea.
 

fustercluck

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Talk about ruining the joke. As a mock trailer it was funny but stretching it out into a movie is a dumb idea.

We'll see. It could be good. Then again I thought Macgruber would be good too and that sucked pretty bad :D
 

deadlyapp

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rofl the fact that they cast alba as a mexican makes me laugh :\

And lindsay lohan? Really? WTF is she in the movie for lol.

I might just see it to fap to rodriguez and alba though :awe:
 

QueBert

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rofl the fact that they cast alba as a mexican makes me laugh :\

And lindsay lohan? Really? WTF is she in the movie for lol.

I might just see it to fap to rodriguez and alba though :awe:

HOW DARE THEY cast Jessica as what she is! Yes I realize she's mixed, but she looks far more Mexican than anything else.
 

fustercluck

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rofl the fact that they cast alba as a mexican makes me laugh :\

And lindsay lohan? Really? WTF is she in the movie for lol.

I might just see it to fap to rodriguez and alba though :awe:

What's wrong with casting alba as a mexican?

You sure Lohan is in there? I didn't see her.
 

coldmeat

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Looks like another movie that Michelle Rodriguez is going to ruin for me.
 

Crow550

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Looks like another movie that Michelle Rodriguez is going to ruin for me.

I was surprised by her & Steven Seagal.

Two people I do not care for....

Robert made em work. Used them effectively. Sprinkled them just right within the movies running time....

Michelle wasn't as annoying in this as she usually is in films. She was a pretty well constructed character.

Steven is an asshole in real life. Here he plays a villain and plays it well. It's pretty funny.

Pretty much agree with the Rotten Tomatoes show review (Which the Tomato meter rating is currently 72%): http://current.com/shows/the-rotten...distance-machete-the-rotten-tomatoes-show.htm

This flick has the oddest cast....Robert just makes it work....Everyone did a good job.
 
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