Originally posted by: digitalsm
Hell there are very few americans who lack the language skills to be a field operative.
Hmmmm, I think I'm seeing part of the CIA's current problem right here.
And anyway, not all "field operatives" need or possess mad language skills. At the recent funeral of my Uncle Tom, I finally nailed down that my cousin Jack McVickar was indeed CIA. At the reception, I hesitantly asked, and he ripped off his gold face CIA retirement watch and tossed it to me accross the table. He demurred about being a field agent, saying he was just research, but he did haughtily remind me that he had been a "sharpshooter and a pilot [Marines]" and so had subsequently thought to apply to the company.
But I suspected that he was CIA because years ago my Dad had told me that
he thought so because Jack often had to up and leave suddenly
for months at a time without telling his wife where he was going. He's 68 now (still trim, but aging), but he still is and always was a truculent hardass -- my family is chock full of them! So my guess is that he was a field operative of some sort, and I don't believe he had any full command of any other language outside of some crash Berlitz course and reading comprehension of German (he was an engineer -- perhaps the second most prevalent language for academic papers of note is German).
He threw some German at me at the reception. I threw lots more right back at him, with a MUCH better accent.
Btw, his Dad, my Uncle Jack, was a butcher. Real rought hewn Scot, but a gem. You know how when you're young, your Uncles can seem like big friendly giants to you? I loved my Uncle Jack!