Modded from Spaceballs
HELMET No, no, no, light fan speed is too slow.
SANDURZ Light fan speed, too slow?
HELMET Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous
fan speed.
ALL gasp.
. SANDURZ (gasp) Ludicrous fan speed? Sir, we've never
gone that fast before. I don't know if this chip can take it.
HELMET What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?
SANDURZ (in high pitch) Prepare chip, (back to
normal) prepare chip for ludicrous fan speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all
entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus,
secure all animals in the zoo....
HELMET (takes the microphone) Gimme that you peddy
excuse for an officer.
SANDURZ sits in his seat and buckles up.
HELMET (in microphone) Now hear this, ludicrous
fan speed....
SANDURZ Sir, hadn't you better buckle up.
HELMET Aah, buckle this. (in microphone) Ludicrous
fan speed, Go!
The ship takes off. The display lights up: Light fan
Speed, Ridiculous fan Speed, and then Ludicrous fan Speed. Helmet is being pulled
back.
HELMET Whoaaa! What have I done? My brains are
going into my feet.
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I could never put my finger on it but now it is... "As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer"
I replaced my Akura with the AX7 with the Delta 80mm 80 cfm. Got rid of the siren Delta after about a min.
Dropped a Mechatronics 80 mm fan I had from an old case on the AX7 and ended up at the same temp I started with at very nearly the same noise. Pissed away $50.00 on this one and I thought I was all set for summer.
Water here I come
Bottom line. I bought into the the big lie. 68 cfm? 80 cfm? what is the next super sink 100 cfm?
Yeah it tests fantastic, but only at vacum cleaner noise levels. Somebody is laughing all the way to the bank on this one.
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