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Lucky fsck.

EyeMWing

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So. Picture this. You're a North Korean air traffic controller. Your post? A piece of converted highway used for emergency operations by the NK Air Force. Despite the second Korean war being waged to your south, you don't get much business - primarily because MiG 17's don't stand much of a chance against modern American military equipment. It's about 10PM on the second day of the war. South Korea and the Americans have already turned back the ill-planned invasion and have pressed on into North Korea. Just 20 miles south of your position, an American armored division is securing control of a factory complex. you're listening to the radio chatter, and a mere 10 miles away, you hear 4 more antique MiGs get splashed. If you squint, you can see the fireballs in the clear night sky. So you sip on your coffee - or whatever the hell North Korean ATC's drink on the graveyard shift in the middle of a war. Suddenly, you just about wet yourself as 3 F-16's, mere hundreds of feet above you, make their first bombing run - scattering 18 anti-runway bombs down your 9000ft airstrip. Seconds later, a 4th F-16 passes low overhead and drops a 500lb bomb into the radio tower mere feet from your so-called control tower. Your building suffers damage, but doesn't collapse. The 4th plane makes 3 more passes - scattering 5 more bombs across your field - destroying everything. Things are quiet for a few moments - and then the 4th aircraft makes a fifth pass and drops 6 more anti-runway bombs onto the pavement to add insult to injury.

You're the luckiest fsck in the entire damn war. But you'll probably be executed for it - unless those American tanks get here tonight.

Damage assessment recon.
(Falcon 4.0: Allied Force. I was piloting #4.)
 
Originally posted by: igowerf
You should write an entire backstory for this guy too.

Meh, what the hell else was I supposed to do while I sit on the ground waiting for the inertial navigation gyros to align? It takes 10 f'ing minutes - and then I don't take off for another 15. (I'm one of those hardcore assholes that refuses to use time compression)
 
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Wait, what? Why did he stay in the tower? How do you know he survived?

Well, there's a rather decent wooded area right next to the tower - I'd assume that any logical human being would GTFO and run out in there - instead of, well, onto the runway, or something.

On a semi-related note, I once wasted a spare MK84 (that's 2000lbs of explosive doom) dropping it on a single dude with an AK47 because he shot at me.
 
How old is Falcon 4.0 now? I've got a hankering for a good flight sim to get into - used to love Gunship 2000 but not played many since those days 🙁
 
Originally posted by: spherrod
How old is Falcon 4.0 now? I've got a hankering for a good flight sim to get into - used to love Gunship 2000 but not played many since those days 🙁

Falcon 4.0: Allied Force is a brand new remake. Not all that great graphically but is a great game.
 
Originally posted by: spherrod
How old is Falcon 4.0 now? I've got a hankering for a good flight sim to get into - used to love Gunship 2000 but not played many since those days 🙁

Falcon 4.0 itself is 1998. Allied Force, however, is a complete recode - it has a few of it's own bugs, but those seem to have been (mostly) fixed in a patch that came out today. F4: Allied Force came out... Like last month or something. It only retains the '4.0' part of the title for nostalgia purposes. It's highly impressive if you're a sim nazi. If you aren't... Well, the avionics will eat you alive.
 
Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
Originally posted by: spherrod
How old is Falcon 4.0 now? I've got a hankering for a good flight sim to get into - used to love Gunship 2000 but not played many since those days 🙁

Falcon 4.0: Allied Force is a brand new remake. Not all that great graphically but is a great game.

Cool - I'll have to give that a try 🙂
 
Originally posted by: spherrod
Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
Originally posted by: spherrod
How old is Falcon 4.0 now? I've got a hankering for a good flight sim to get into - used to love Gunship 2000 but not played many since those days 🙁

Falcon 4.0: Allied Force is a brand new remake. Not all that great graphically but is a great game.

Cool - I'll have to give that a try 🙂

Definitely the most realistic combat flight simulator out there right now.
 
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