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Love Tryst Rudely Interupted

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Lifer
The Arizona Republic
Mar. 7, 2006 10:17 AM


Leroy Donald Johnson was caught this weekend in a barn with his pants down, literally, according to a sheriff's office report.

"You caught me ... I tried to (expletive) your sheep," Johnson told his neighbor, according to the report.

But the Mesa Fire Department deputy fire chief changed his story when a sheriff's deputy arrived on his doorstep minutes later, denying anything happened.

Johnson, 52, was jailed on suspicion of disorderly conduct and criminal trespassing after the neighbor told investigators he found Johnson, unzipped and holding a sheep down on its side.

That's the sanitized version. The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office report released Monday night is a little more graphic.

Johnson's neighbor told sheriff's deputies he was called home Saturday afternoon when his 13-year-old daughter saw Johnson drag one of their sheep into a barn.

The teenager said Johnson had first knocked on the front and back door of the home in the 1200 block of East Catclaw Street, in a county island in Gilbert, before grabbing the small gray lamb, records showed.

One of the deputies noted that Johnson had bloodshot eyes and smelled of alcohol, and neighbors who confronted him said he admitted everything.

According to the deputy's report, "(The owner) took me into the back yard and showed me where he and (neighbor) pulled up. He took me through the corral gate and I saw the victim for the first time. She was a small gray lamb about three feet tall and four feet long."

The men then told the deputy they walked over to the small barn, opened the door and "saw Leroy holding the lamb down on its side in the hay with his pants down trying to have sex with it. That's when he made the statement about (expletive) the lamb."

The men said Johnson stood up and zipped up his pants.

"The sheep ran out of the barn at that point," the report says.

Johnson apologized, according to the report, and said he'd had "too much to drink."

The Mesa Fire Department placed Johnson, on paid leave Monday pending an internal investigation. Johnson, deputy chief of technical services, has been with the Mesa Fire Department for nearly 26 years.

Assistant Fire Chief Mary Cameli said Johnson has been an "exemplary" employee with a spotless personnel record.

"We were all very surprised by this," Cameli added.

Johnson did not return a call for comment Monday.

When confronted by a deputy at his home, Johnson initially denied the incident, saying he had been at his neighbor's house to talk about annexation.

Johnson said he went into the barn after hearing noises. The deputy said to him, "I believe something more than that happened," and offered help.

Johnson responded, "I probably do need some help, but I don't know if this is the time or place for it," according to the report.

When asked how the animal got into the barn, Johnson said, "I'm not going there," then asked if he was going to be arrested and demanded to know his legal options.

He continued to deny that anything happened in the barn and was arrested.

"I think it's disgusting," Sheriff Joe Arpaio said. "I think of Ghandi who said you judge the morality of a country by the way they treat their animals. . . . I do look at (bestiality) as some type of animal cruelty."
 
"I think it's disgusting," Sheriff Joe Arpaio said. "I think of Ghandi who said you judge the morality of a country by the way they treat their animals. . . . I do look at (bestiality) as some type of animal cruelty."

That judge is an idiot, it's called making love. :disgust:
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Johnson responded, "I probably do need some help, but I don't know if this is the time or place for it," according to the report.

Gee, do ya think? :roll:

What a sick bastard. What sort of wacko fvcks sheep anyway? 😕
 
"She was a small gray lamb about three feet tall and four feet long."

that isn't a lamb

that is an adult sheep
 
im sure the sheep was asking for it..the way it was walking around the barn swinging its tale... 😛

seriously though...this is about the time you know you have sunk so low you are scraping the bottom of the barrel
 
Makes me think of a place in Myrtle Beach called Dick's Last Resort. where they make you wear dunce hats with silly things on them.

One time during spring break we went there and a guy two tables over had a hat on that said "I rape sheep". The guy beside him had a hat on that said "Baaaah".
 
I never understood those guys...I mean, screwing a sheep is the basis for a bad joke, not something you actually DO!
 
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Marlin1975
Almost as funny as Fox news having a nice right wing republican as their example admit to...

engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex

from the discussion:
To justify this, Olsen brought up with the statistic that humans will have sex with anything, considering that 13% of all males have had sex with a non-human, mostly farm boys?
that CAN'T be right...

I can just see the census bureau polling people for that one.
 
Originally posted by: Marlin1975
Almost as funny as Fox news having a nice right wing republican as their example admit to...

engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex

lol, did anyone read this?

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

wtf???
 
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Marlin1975
Almost as funny as Fox news having a nice right wing republican as their example admit to...

engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex

from the discussion:
To justify this, Olsen brought up with the statistic that humans will have sex with anything, considering that 13% of all males have had sex with a non-human, mostly farm boys?
that CAN'T be right...


hey its on Fox news, they report you... have sex with a non-humans 😕
 
hahaha, and this happen in Arpio's district. Isn't he the sheriff that makes inmates where pink jumpsuites?
 
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