Love, Hannity Style

[DealMonkey]

If you don't think this thread is funny, say so and then move along. If I'm not mistaken, we're allowed to have humorous threads in P&N too. 😀

Love, Hannity Style
This blog is actually covering the event pretty well with their favorite sample dating profiles. Read 'em, they're pretty funny.

Tip o' the hat to Wonkette for this great summary:

Sean Hannity: One Anchor To Do Them All

We can't even keep up with all the hotness on Hannidate 2005, conservative chatshow/Fox News yenta Sean Hannity's online matchmaking service for the right. We totally see this for what it is: Hannity's attempt to breed a super-race of gorgeous, conservative, Christ-loving mega-intellectuals.

Desperately seeking to create your very own echo chamber of ideology? Find your perfect conservative match on Hannidate 2005 the official site. Missionary position only, so don't get your hopes up. 😛

 

[Gaard]

Be a hoot to see Moore put his pic in there. 😉

 

[SuperTool]

I feel bad for the guy who is "ISO: NONWHITE, RIGHT-WING, EVIL CONSERVATIVE MRS. CLAUS"
He is gonna die alone 😉

 

[BaliBabyDoc]

hannidate page2

Dudes and Dudettes, check out Lori age46. It's a nice wide-angle picture that makes her look pretty fly from a distance. The closeup almost led to regurgitation.

A little farther down is Ellaine . . . and Old School Conservative . . . with a picture highlighting her cleavage.

 

[dmcowen674]

Well well well I thought all Hannitized Brainwashed Xians would be happy and in Bliss.

What is thier problem? They have God, Hannity and Bush on their side 😕

 

[Phokus]

live close to Dayton, Ohio. I am a 32 single white male. I am a
smoker. I weigh in at 170 and stand at 5'-11? Dayton has a lot of
liberal women which I am tired of dating. Help me find a republican
woman. Below is what kind of describes myself in a nutshell ?. Some
find me hot, some not. You decide. I have good morals and values and I
am of a conservative nature. ?I have all my teeth and brush them?
Someone who isn?t a control freak. Good personal hygiene and has all
their teeth and no rotten black teeth. I see this way too much and I
find it a turn off?

ROFL, WTF?!?!

LOLOLOLOL. Wow, he's the stereotypical redneck.

 

[DealMonkey]

Well thank god he has all his teeth and brushes them! He's light years ahead of the other Hannity listeners! 😉 😛

 

[Gaard]

He has all his teeth? He's a great American. 😉