Love chocolate, hate fudge

[Fritzo]

I love chocolate- I'll eat the darkest, most bitter chocolate you can give me by the pound. But there's something about the texture of fudge that makes me gag for some reason. I literally gag when I eat it! My throat clenches up and I have a hard time swallowing it, then afterwards I get a feeling like I ate something I shouldn't have.

What's up with that?

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I love chocolate- I'll eat the darkest, most bitter chocolate you can give me by the pound. But there's something about the texture of fudge that makes me gag for some reason. I literally gag when I eat it! My throat clenches up and I have a hard time swallowing it, then afterwards I get a feeling like I ate something I shouldn't have.

What's up with that?

Your parents made you eat poop when you were a little child, and the site of fudge reminds you of that.

 

[MrChad]

I would say it's the result of some sort of repressed trauma from your childhood, but I shudder to think what that trauma could possibly be.

EDIT: :laugh:, I guess Leper Messiah had the same idea.

 

[spherrod]

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I love chocolate- I'll eat the darkest, most bitter chocolate you can give me by the pound. But there's something about the texture of fudge that makes me gag for some reason. I literally gag when I eat it! My throat clenches up and I have a hard time swallowing it, then afterwards I get a feeling like I ate something I shouldn't have.

What's up with that?

Your parents made you eat poop when you were a little child, and the site of fudge reminds you of that.

www.fudge.com ?

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: spherrod

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I love chocolate- I'll eat the darkest, most bitter chocolate you can give me by the pound. But there's something about the texture of fudge that makes me gag for some reason. I literally gag when I eat it! My throat clenches up and I have a hard time swallowing it, then afterwards I get a feeling like I ate something I shouldn't have.

What's up with that?

Your parents made you eat poop when you were a little child, and the site of fudge reminds you of that.

www.fudge.com ?

if thats pr0n, then perhaps.

 

[spherrod]

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah

Originally posted by: spherrod

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I love chocolate- I'll eat the darkest, most bitter chocolate you can give me by the pound. But there's something about the texture of fudge that makes me gag for some reason. I literally gag when I eat it! My throat clenches up and I have a hard time swallowing it, then afterwards I get a feeling like I ate something I shouldn't have.

What's up with that?

Your parents made you eat poop when you were a little child, and the site of fudge reminds you of that.

www.fudge.com ?

if thats pr0n, then perhaps.

just checked - hairgel apparently :Q

 

[cKGunslinger]

Fudge and chocolate aren't the same thing. Ergo, it is entirely possible to like one and dislike the other. Why the ?

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Fudge and chocolate aren't the same thing. Ergo, it is entirely possible to like one and dislike the other. Why the ?

Well, they're both a type of chocolate. Fudge is just chocolate that is cooked a bit differently. It was discovered by accident when a chef screwed up a chocolate recipe. Just an example of how texture affects flavor I guess. My throat is tightening just talking about it.

I bring this up because a vendor brought in 5 lbs of fudge today from some high-falutin' candy maker and everyone's eating it like crazy.

 

[igowerf]

I tried to eat a pound of fudge once. I couldn't do it...

 

[Baked]

Fudge = Cat poop w/ food coloring

 

[Saint Nick]

is fudge too sweet for you? that might be it. pure chocolate IS bitter... fudge is like pure sugar.

 

[salt9876]

Fudge is so yummy. Now i have to go pick up some. Thanks

 

[Bozono]

I'd like to leave a big, stinking WTF on this here thread.

 

[PingSpike]

Clearly you're an alien posing as a human, or possibly a robot designed by aliens to pose as a human. Because no true human would hate fudge.

 

[IronWing]

Hot fudge sucks, mostly parafin and corn syrup, very little chocolate in it, tastes like plastic, looks and tastes like what you might expect to get if you melted down the the plastic squeeze bottle the chocolate syrup came in, nasty.

Chocolate syrup on the other hand (either hand really) is tasty.

 

[mercanucaribe]

What about non chocolate fudge?