Lousiana Senate outlaws sex w/ animals 25-10... The 10? All republicans

[Phokus]

https://twitter.com/MEMLiberal/status/984127809185513477

And god said... engage in interspecies procreation?

 

[ivwshane]

Now you know why they were against gay marriage...because they were concerned they would be too tempted to marry an animal.

 

[UNCjigga]

(R)eally?

 

[NAC4EV]

If you have sex with an animal, don't worry it won't testify against you...

Moo, moo moo moo!!!!

 

[frozentundra123456]

Well, it is Lousiana, maybe all 35 were republicans.

 

[Meghan54]

Well, it is Lousiana, maybe all 35 were republicans.

One might think that, but it's not quite right. Regardless, can you think of any reason a rational human being would vote against outlawing bestiality?

(there are 24 R's and 15 D's in LA's Senate)

 

[cytg111]

It is one of those things where you wanna choke the person who made you think about it.. Why the hell am I giving this concept thought? Having said that.. I can kill a pig by hanging it from its feet and draining its blood halal style, then continue to rip the meat from the carcass mince it up and stuff it back up the animals own ass and call it delicious sausage... But stick my dick in it and otherwise not harm the animal and the sky is falling.. The only logical deduction I can make of this is that we should visit the ethics around meat consumption as well. Is it ethical to mass breed animals for food consumption?
Maybe goat fcking is a gateway drug to fcking other things as well???

 

[boomerang]

It is one of those things where you wanna choke the person who made you think about it.. Why the hell am I giving this concept thought? Having said that.. I can kill a pig by hanging it from its feet and draining its blood halal style, then continue to rip the meat from the carcass mince it up and stuff it back up the animals own ass and call it delicious sausage... But stick my dick in it and otherwise not harm the animal and the sky is falling.. The only logical deduction I can make of this is that we should visit the ethics around meat consumption as well. Is it ethical to mass breed animals for food consumption?
Maybe goat fcking is a gateway drug to fcking other things as well???

Quoted because insanity on this level should be saved for posterity.

 

[cytg111]

Quoted because insanity on this level should be saved for posterity.

Still taking those heavy hits to the face I see...

 

[compuwiz1]

Lanolin....baaaaah. Them water pump boots are good with the sheep, kinda keeps em aligned and planted where ya want em. The blued eyed ones are the best.

 

[pauldun170]

From http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2018/04/louisiana_senate_passes_bill_t_1.html

Louisiana is on its way to making bestiality officially illegal under an enforceable law for the first time since the state's crimes against nature laws were ruled unconstitutional almost 15 years ago, according to State Sen. J.P. Morrell, whose proposed law banning bestiality was voted favorable in committee last week (March 26).

Although the law has "stayed on the books" since it was found unconstitutional, it has not been enforceable since that time, according to Morrell. However, it has been used in recent years to arrest people. Most notably, the East Baton Rouge Sheriff's Office was forced to apologize in 2013 after news broke that it had used the unconstitutional law as justification for arresting gay men in local parks.

Gene Mills, president of the Louisiana Family Forum, called the proposed law "redundant and unnecessary," and said the group is monitoring the bill.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2018/04/bestiality_bill_passes_senate.html

The bill does more than just separate bestiality from the current "crimes against nature" laws that were ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court in 2003, Morrell said on the Senate floor Monday. In short, Morrell said the new law specifically defines bestiality and how it should be prosecuted and was written to mirror bestiality laws in other states.

Morrell he is aware of talk that he wrote the bill with an intention to eventually strike the current laws, but denied the accusations. When State Sen. Dan Claitor, R-Baton Rouge, brought an amendment to the Senate floor Monday that proposed to do just that, Morrell urged his fellow senators to vote it down.

"I appreciate Senator Claitor is trying to right the wrong of this historic injustice," Morrell said. "But this is not the vehicle in which to do it."

Morrell did not deny his desire to see the current law removed, which still includes language criminalizing sodomy between consenting adults, but said SB236's sole intention is to make bestiality illegal under an enforceable law.

It appears that the opposition is more concerned that their ability to mess gays is under attack.

 

[cytg111]

From http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2018/04/louisiana_senate_passes_bill_t_1.html







http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2018/04/bestiality_bill_passes_senate.html



It appears that the opposition is more concerned that their ability to mess gays is under attack.

See? Goats IS a gateway drug to screw other things...

 

[pauldun170]

See? Goats IS a gateway drug to screw other things...

I guess the term 'Get your goat" means something different in Louisiana.

“Gavin may seem unflappable, but I know a way to get his goat.” (wink, wink)

 

[cytg111]

I guess the term 'Get your goat" means something different in Louisiana.

“Gavin may seem unflappable, but I know a way to get his goat.” (wink, wink)

I will have to ask my gay friends about those goats too... I mean, how many goats do you go through before you are ready to sodomize another man? This is dawning on me like Weinstein, I never knew it all worked like that! I am getting so wise.