Dear State Lottery Officials.
I played the lottery last week, but after the balls were drawn, I
realized that I'd inadvertently marked the wrong numbers on my
lottery ticket. The ticket was confusing and I want the
opportunity to pick my numbers for that lottery again.
One of my friends felt the ticket was confusing also, so after
marking his six numbers, he marked all of the other numbers too.
Jessie Jackson has indicated that he'll support my cause, but
only if I am a member of a minority group.
Bill Clinton said he'd support my cause for a 20 percent cut.
Barbra Streisand has offered to throw a final, final, final
concert on my behalf.
Ed Asner is going to make telephone calls in support of my claim.
Please advise.
Sincerely,
Nosmo King
I played the lottery last week, but after the balls were drawn, I
realized that I'd inadvertently marked the wrong numbers on my
lottery ticket. The ticket was confusing and I want the
opportunity to pick my numbers for that lottery again.
One of my friends felt the ticket was confusing also, so after
marking his six numbers, he marked all of the other numbers too.
Jessie Jackson has indicated that he'll support my cause, but
only if I am a member of a minority group.
Bill Clinton said he'd support my cause for a 20 percent cut.
Barbra Streisand has offered to throw a final, final, final
concert on my behalf.
Ed Asner is going to make telephone calls in support of my claim.
Please advise.
Sincerely,
Nosmo King
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