Lose Weight Now! Ask me how!

fustercluck

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Dec 29, 2002
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Interested in Losing Weight and/or better health? Well...Of course you are. Find out more here!

The story behind this: My Mom has been after me for a long time to tell all my "internet friends" about website of a company she's affiliated with. It's a health program/product, a perfect product/program for my first spam ever :)

She signed me up for it, so I get my own business website. Yippie. Actually, I wouldn't call it my own website, since I haven't touched it or done anything with it. It's just the default layout they set everyone up with I guess. Anyhow, she wanted me to get people to my site. Don't just go there though, actually read about it. Seriously, it's good stuff. I've been using Isagenix products for the past few years, ever since my Mom got involved with it. I don't know a lot about it, but I know a fair amount about the individual products, the basic stuff. So feel free to ask me about it, can PM me or whatever. Best way to lose weight and get healthy that I know of.

I don't have much experience in spamming. Howd I do? :p -
I probably won't get a dime out of this. Maybe I'll be surprised though. I don't consider it a job or something I want to do for a living. Can lock or delete if you want, at least I can tell Moms I told people about it. More than likely no one will even look in this thread and it will fade away into the archives.
 

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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How'd you do? I think you'll be able to gauge your performance based on the length of the vacation you receive. :p
 

yllus

Elite Member & Lifer
Aug 20, 2000
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1. Lame.
2. Use the System Rigs functionality of AT. Ginormous signatures displaying all of your components is very 2001.
 

JoeKing

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: Adaman
Interested in Losing Weight and/or better health? Well...Of course you are. Find out more here!

The story behind this: My Mom has been after me for a long time to tell all my "internet friends" about website of a company she's affiliated with. It's a health program/product, a perfect product/program for my first spam ever :)

She signed me up for it, so I get my own business website. Yippie. Actually, I wouldn't call it my own website, since I haven't touched it or done anything with it. It's just the default layout they set everyone up with I guess. Anyhow, she wanted me to get people to my site. Don't just go there though, actually read about it. Seriously, it's good stuff. I've been using Isagenix products for the past few years, ever since my Mom got involved with it. I don't know a lot about it, but I know a fair amount about the individual products, the basic stuff. So feel free to ask me about it, can PM me or whatever. Best way to lose weight and get healthy that I know of.

I don't have much experience in spamming. Howd I do? :p -
I probably won't get a dime out of this. Maybe I'll be surprised though. I don't consider it a job or something I want to do for a living. Can lock or delete if you want, at least I can tell Moms I told people about it. More than likely no one will even look in this thread and it will fade away into the archives.

You smell funny, your belly button sticks out too much, and you're a terrible terrible burden on your poor mother.
 

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
31,528
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OK, let's see:

Stabbed in the throat? Check.
Kicked in the nuts? Check.
Appearance and family lineage insulted? Check.


Hmm, I'd say we're doing OK. Please, continue. :D
 

ForumMaster

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Feb 24, 2005
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the one thing wrong with the OP is that he doesn't have the black guy avatar and a single post to hus name...